Seafun68

So yeah, I guess everyone’s heard about the Tumblr purge that’s gonna hit us all next week, so I just wanted to say to all my 1000+ followers:

THANK YOU!

Thanks for all the faves, thanks for liking my stuff, thanks to be my fans!

If you don’t know what’s going on, Tumblr officially announced that starting from Dec 17th, NSFW content is NO LONGER ALLOWED HERE. So my whole Tumblr is basically not allowed anymore.

Stomping buildings to dust

⇒ Check my Patreon for more! ⇐

Houston, we have a problem...

⇒ Check my Patreon for more! ⇐

Relaxing after a long day of rampage and destruction

⇒ Check my Patreon for more! ⇐

After a whole day of trampling city after city to dust under his trashed and overused Vans, Patrik decided to rest a little. He sat down on this untouched metropolis, obliterating dozens of city blocks under his butt and generating the most terrible earthquake those unlucky people ever experienced. Than he kicked off his fetid sneakers, obliterating more districts this way, and stretched his strong legs, terramorphing with his sweaty and stinky soles the whole region. Huge drops of hot and musky foot sweat begun to slide down from his massive and masculine soles, raining on the hapless neighborhood and flooding whole streets. In an heartbeat, the whole metropolis were oppressed by his foot stench, polluting the air to almost unbreathable levels. Without any care, Patrik wiggled his meaty toes to air a little his feet, enjoying the fresh evening breeze and relaxing.

⇒ Check my Patreon for more! ⇐

The young God - dirt version (clean version here)

⇒ Check my Patreon for more! ⇐

"Hold your breath bugs! These big, stinky babies of mine will turn your city into a gas chamber, ah!"

⇒ Check my Patreon for more! ⇐