Probably a furry

Splatoon fans after the Direct:

Animal Crossing fans after the Direct:

Deleted the app

me, age 19: *is going to be paying interest on university loans for the greater part of my life*

but i must warn you, my friend, what I’m about to tell you is shocking. beardo may seem like an ordinary man, but he is no ordinary man. no ordinary villager.

he is powerful. his moustache is the most powerful thing in the world. once it is activated, it will be able to destroy the entire earth itself, possibly the entire galaxy too. how it can be activated, I’m not sure.

is amazing

Yes, you read that correctly. I am in desperate need of some cash, so I am selling a hacked copy of animal crossing new leaf. Here is what this will include:

four residents with fully maxed bank (bells), maxed island medals, and maxed meow coupons

four fully upgraded resident houses

15 furniture sets of your choice

all sanrio sets

500 flowers of your choice

200 bushes of your choice

200 tree saplings of your choice

endless baskets of perfect fruit (unlimited!)

all PWPS unlocked

all emotions unlocked on all characters

town named and characters named how you want

full encyclopedia on all characters

character houses customized however you please

10 villagers of your choice, in shirts of your choice

all badges earned

fully unlocked main street

map customized to your choice

native fruit of your choice

town tree size your choice

character tans of your choice

me: well, no. they’re animals and you’re human.