Hey i do art sometimes

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

i swear on my life that tadc is well-written and easily comprehended and not inherently geared to appeal to the least considerate people on earth, but you wouldn’t at any point be able to tell by the fanbase

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

@kittybroker

Dastardly Yen back up to no good once again! And you too can get in on the mischief for only $16.84 today!

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

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