♕ ❚ ᵗʷᵒ ʰᵃˡᵛᵉˢ

      he so would have. there’s no reason other       than the fact that it’s bothering the other !!       rudiger grace lives to make the lives of others       that much more difficult. he’s practically giggling       as the other scurries over;; it’s almost comical !!       the ghoul will take a step over to the side, smiling       wide.        “ —— what’cha makin’ anyways ?? cheesy. “

                      & he leans back just a bit              not TOO much or he'll BURN himself .               lower lip tugged between his teeth                 left to worry there for a moment .          ❜ i don't know . . .   because that would institute following a RECIPE .                 which is CLEARLY for AMATEURS .❛

    he’ll stick his finger into his mouth & suck it     clean. there’s a smile & he wipes his wet finger     onto his shirt, hand now on his hip like some      sassy teenage girl.      “ ———- then i’ll just eat the rest of what’s here.     i mean, heck, not T H A T big of a deal. “

                       ❜ oh no you don’t . ❛               & he steps protectively in front of the            unfinished dish , like a mother before her                         SQUEALING children .         hands dirty & held before him  & jet black hair flicked out of his eyes              in a quick movement .                            ❜ would you just LEAVE it ALONE ? ❛

                 ❛ you & i must share very different recollections                         in that case, because you specifically said                       the whole onion. —— my eyes wouldn’t have                                 suffered as much if you hadn’t.❜

                            & a look shadows his features                          that could give away that MAYBE                              a glimpse of said instruction                             was slowly coming back to him .        ❜ you know what ,                     just mask it with some heavy cream …                OKAY ?       S O M E cream .   not the WHOLE BOX . ❛

             ❛ no, not particularly, but keep talking,              and maybe you’ll  succeed  in  producing              an insult that is worth my EFFORT. ❜

                          ❜ aww . . .                 are you implying you'll                                    w a i t  a r o u n d ?               how considerate . ❛

          “There should be a please      somewhere in that sentence. And I wasn’t           even talking to you, douchebag.”

                 ❜ well you were talking too loud .            so do yourself & everyone else a favor .    & s h u t .         UP . ❛

          ❛            is that adequate ? ❜

           okay .     maybe he DID ask for it .                     ❜ for you ?          must be quite the accomplishment                               i assume . ❛

     ” i’ll sew ‘em back on. "       he’s not afraid. eminem taught him       not to be. so he’ll casually dip his       finger in again quickly to snag a       quick little taste. “ y U m !! “

                                   ❜ really ? ❛                  for a boy descended from a family             with an INNUMERABLE amount of children ,             he would consider himself pretty skilled with                                   THREATS .        g u e s s   n o t .                   ❜ now you don't even get to               LOOK at the finished product .                           woo hoo ! hope that's what you wanted . ❛

*talentless yes hi hello . a few greeters are being put                        in the works , however , like this if you                        would for sure want something ?