live from new york

Omg

GOD i hate this idea that not graduating when anticipated is considered “late” or “not on time” because it only just reinforces the stigma of being behind, not being as good as your peers, etc and it’s garbage! if you graduate at a time later than you had anticipated, youre still worthy of respect and you still graduated, whether it was a semester, a year, or thirty years down the line

The 11:59 pm deadline ain't no joke in college.

listen to me. look me in the eyes. that blackboard link will close on your procrastinating ass

Thank u to all the pets out there keeping their owners alive without even knowing it Ur doin a great job lil buddy

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

The x files opening is so funny to me like how it zooms in on a low quality picture of a UFO and words randomly appear on the screen saying like “GOVERNMENT DENIES KNOWLEDGE” “THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE” it looks exactly like a government conspiracy youtube video from 2005

ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it’s hard enough to call the doctor’s office i’m not gunna call the ghostbusters i’d just live with a ghost in my house forever

who you gunna call? no one i have anxiety

Shoutout to all those people that have jobs like cleaning the bathrooms in rest areas or gas stations, to the people that take out the trash and wash dishes in restaurants, school janitors, house maids. You’re doing jobs that don’t get much recognition but are some of the toughest. stay awesome