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      Tʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴀ ғɪʀᴇ ɪɴ ʜɪᴍ. Sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ  sᴍᴏʟᴅᴇʀɪɴɢ  ᴀɴᴅ  ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ.       Dᴀɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs  ᴀɴᴅ  ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇғᴜʟ. Cᴏʟᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀʀᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ       ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ.  Tʜᴇʀᴇ  ɪs  ɪᴄᴇ  ɪɴ  ʜɪs  ᴠᴇɪɴs.  Eᴍᴘᴛɪɴᴇss.  A  ᴠᴏɪᴅ  ᴛʜᴀᴛ       ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ  ʙᴇ  ғɪʟʟᴇᴅ. Tʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs  ᴅᴇsᴛʀᴜᴄᴛɪᴏɴ  ᴀɴᴅ  ᴄʜᴀᴏs.       Sᴀɴɪᴛʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ɴ s ᴀ ɴ ɪ ᴛ ʏ. Cᴏʟᴅ, ᴄᴀʟᴄᴜʟᴀᴛᴇᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ.       Tʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴀ ʜᴏʟᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʜɪs sᴏᴜʟ ᴜsᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ; ᴀ  ɢ ᴜ ɴ ʙʏ ʜɪs sɪᴅᴇ,       ᴀɴᴅ  ᴀ  ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ  ʟᴇғᴛ  ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ  ᴛᴏ  ᴘɪᴄᴋ  ᴜᴘ  ᴛʜᴇ  ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ  ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇs.

                                  𝕤𝕔𝕦𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤.𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕣

      Tʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴀ ғɪʀᴇ ɪɴ ʜɪᴍ. Sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ  sᴍᴏʟᴅᴇʀɪɴɢ  ᴀɴᴅ  ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ.       Dᴀɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs  ᴀɴᴅ  ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇғᴜʟ. Cᴏʟᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀʀᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ       ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ.  Tʜᴇʀᴇ  ɪs  ɪᴄᴇ  ɪɴ  ʜɪs  ᴠᴇɪɴs.  Eᴍᴘᴛɪɴᴇss.  A  ᴠᴏɪᴅ  ᴛʜᴀᴛ       ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ  ʙᴇ  ғɪʟʟᴇᴅ. Tʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs  ᴅᴇsᴛʀᴜᴄᴛɪᴏɴ  ᴀɴᴅ  ᴄʜᴀᴏs.       Sᴀɴɪᴛʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ɴ s ᴀ ɴ ɪ ᴛ ʏ. Cᴏʟᴅ, ᴄᴀʟᴄᴜʟᴀᴛᴇᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ.       Tʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴀ ʜᴏʟᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʜɪs sᴏᴜʟ ᴜsᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ; ᴀ  ɢ ᴜ ɴ ʙʏ ʜɪs sɪᴅᴇ,       ᴀɴᴅ  ᴀ  ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ  ʟᴇғᴛ  ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ  ᴛᴏ  ᴘɪᴄᴋ  ᴜᴘ  ᴛʜᴇ  ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ  ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇs.

                                  𝕤𝕔𝕦𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤.𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕣

❛ Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… me! ❜

❛ I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn’t having it. ❜

❛ You’re probably thinking, “Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie”? ❜

❛ You guys going for a bite? Early bird special? ❜

❛ Fuck, you’re old. ❜

❛ Fake laugh. Hiding real pain. Go get Silver Balls. ❜

❛ What the shit? That’s the coolest name ever! ❜

❛ Now, I’m about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s. ❜

❛ A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That’s like, sixteen walls. ❜

❛ My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie but that guy in the suit just turned that other guy into a fucking kabab! ❜

❛ Well, I may be super, but I’m no hero. ❜

❛ But some of the best love stories start with a murder. ❜

❛ Looks aren’t everything. ❜

❛ Hashtag drive-by. ❜

❛ Ugh, stupid, stupid. Worth it! ❜

❛ That’s right! You’re about to be killed by a zamboni! ❜

❛ Tell me where your fucking boss is or you’re going to die! In five minutes! ❜

❛ I should’ve come and found you sooner, but the guy under this mask, he ain’t the same one that you remember. ❜

❛ After a brief adjustment period and a bunch of drinks, it’s a face… I’d be happy to sit on. ❜

❛ Time to make the chimi-fuckin’-changas. ❜

❛ Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex. ❜

❛ Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible… and completely unfuckable. ❜

❛ Star in your own horror films. Because you look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah. ❜

❛ Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. ❜

❛ Finish fucking her the fuck up. ❜

❛ Suck a cock. ❜

❛ This guy’s got the right idea. he wore the brown pants. ❜

❛ I’d go with you, but… I don’t want to. ❜

❛ I’ve never said this to anyone before, but don’t swallow! ❜

❛ Your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas. Can I come and visit you between the holidays? ❜

❛ Maximum effort. ❜

❛ I didn’t just get the cure to el cancer, I got the cure to el everything. ❜

❛ Ahhhh. I’m touching myself tonight. ❜

❛ Ahhh! Your poor wife! ❜

❛ Wanna get fucked up? ❜

❛ Daddy needs to express some rage. ❜

❛ Shit. Did I leave the stove on? ❜

❛ Well I hate to break it to you, but your forty-eight minutes are up. ❜

❛ Right up Main Street. ❜

❛ Have you decided what you’re gonna say to her? ❜

❛ I bet it’s going to feel really big in that hand later… ❜

❛ This is a shameful and reckless use of your powers. ❜

❛ Why such a douche this morning? ❜

send a number, or send ‘dominate’ for a random result and receive a starter with my muse:

guiding yours with a hand in the small of their back

guiding yours with a hand on their shoulder

guiding yours by gripping their elbow

guiding yours with a hand on the back of their neck

beckoning yours to them with “come”

beckoning yours by pointing or indicating the spot they should be

beckoning yours by patting the seat beside them

adjusting your muse’s clothing/hair without asking

turning your muse’s chin to them with a hand

invading your muse’s personal space

alerting yours to a rule they have broken

speaking over or interrupting yours in a conversation

refusing to move out of your muse’s path, or not making space for your muse

making a decision for your muse

dictating your muse’s clothing for a date or a night out

refusing to break eye contact with your muse

silencing your muse with a finger to your muse’s lips