Successfully Failing at Videogames Since 1992

@peachy1091 PEACHY JUMPSCARE

bloblobber bullyin'

UH????????? OK???????????? SURE?????????????? CONGRATUALTIONS TO ME I GUESS???????????????

have i mentioned how much i hate this room

... WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN WALK ON THOSE

absolutely none of this was necessary, i just wanted to be an asshole

i bring all of that up to say; i have no idea why i did not collect it when i realise the game had done an Oopsie Daisy and rendered what SHOULD have been a game over null and void because I "successfully" beat the boss. especially as not only was this intended to be a single credit run (as most of my arcade game plays are these days), in this particular mode i'm playing, continues are *disabled* so there IS no way to access the S-Power item at all. I think I was just too stunned that this didn't count as a game over

i watched this clip back a ton of times just to make absolutely certain that that shit with the curler was deliberate, and as far as i can tell it was, so y'know what, i can't even be mad, take the dub buddy

blood pressure slowly rising

annoying people with the aerospray

you can practically hear the shit eating grin that crosses my face

i love to help c:

outrageously funny bad luck on that superjump, mate

incrediboly slick recovery