scruffy-halfwit

Maekar calling his dad to explain what happened at the 13 year old girl's birthday party he made them go to

my best boy could've been home since at least 2021...

Think he knew what he was doing😶

Get yourself a man who'll look at you when you're covered in blood and not giving a single fuck with heart eyes, who won't snitch on you when you sneak out and instead will quietly cheer you on, who will gossip with his brother about your relatives that you don't like, who will kick everyone's ass just to make it to your side, who will literally carry you away from the bullshit, who will worship the ground you walk on, who will keep your secrets, who will - you know what, just get yourself a Harwin Strong. We all deserve a Harwin Strong.

y’all: actually that ship is TOXIC and ABUSIVE because that character from the magical fantasy land where everyone has ridiculous superpowers is a bit of a meanie. very problematic :///