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I have anxiety and depression, so movies, tv shows, books, art, etc., are really amazing outlets for me.

But lately, I can't help but notice that certain fandoms don't really seem to be actual fandoms for content, but more like ANTI-fandoms for certain people and stuff.

I can't help but notice that when there's not problems with them canceling tv shows, (God rest Dark Crystal: AOR's soul,) there's in-fandom fighting about ships, or mistreatment of actors.

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Fall in love with these four ingredient Melting Moments. These buttery shortbread cookies are sandwiched together with creamy vanilla buttercream and make for a beautiful sweet treat.

Homemade Melting Moment cookies on a white plate

I love seriously love Melting Moments

These gorgeous sandwich cookies are made of two shortbread-like cookies squished together with homemade vanilla buttercream. But they’re no regular shortbread cookie, these egg-free delights have a special ingredient that gives them unrivalled flavour.

If you love buttery cookies, you will go mad for these Melting Moments.

A plate of homemade cookies

Ever since I was a kid, I’ve always had a soft spot for Melting Moments. In fact, I remember when I was first creating this blog, I even considered naming it Melting Moments. See – true obsession.

And now I know why these plain-looking cookies taste so good. Made with butter, sugar and flour, there’s a fourth ingredient that takes them to the next level flavour-wise – custard powder. That’s also what gives them their typical yellow appearance.

I know that custard powder may not be available in other countries as readily as it is here in Australia, so I’ve also given an alternative, that yields a result pretty close to the original. Trust me – I ate my fair share of Melting Moments just to be sure.

A plate of Melting Moments

There’s no eggs or raising agents, which means they are super simple to make. And they boast a unique buttery texture that means they literally melt-in-your-mouth -> get it?!

The final touch is a smothering of creamy vanilla buttercream. You could also colour your buttercream if you like – wouldn’t these be cute with a blue or pink filling for a baby shower or the like?

Made with staple pantry ingredients, these Melting Moments will become that recipe you have up your sleeve for when impromptu guests rock up or you need a sweet fix stat.

INGREDIENTS

175g unsalted butter, softened at room temperature 40g icing sugar ½ teaspoon pure vanilla extract 175g plain flour 40g cornflour (cornstarch)

INSTRUCTIONS

With an electric mixer, cream butter and icing sugar together until pale and fluffy. Add the vanilla extract and beat for a few seconds. Sift the flour and cornflour together over the butter mixture and mix until smooth. Spoon the mixture into a piping bag fitted with a large star-shaped piping nozzle. Pipe into the required shapes on a baking tray lined with parchment paper. Space the shapes well apart. Bake the cookies in preheated oven at 180degC for 12 minutes or until they are a pale golden colour. Leave for a few minutes on the baking tray to firm

Requested: Anonymously! 

Pairing: Crüe x Reader 

Description: “Hi! Can I make a hc request where reader accidentally drinks aphrodisiac and how would the Mötley boys react(separately plz??)” Side note: (I couldn’t exactly figure out how someone would ‘accidentally’ drink an aphrodisiac, so I just changed that part a tiny bit!) 

A/N: If you liked this fic, drop a comment! 

*GIF is not mine, credit goes to owner*

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Mick: Sparkling Ginger Daisy

·       Let’s be honest: Sometimes, it’s extremely hard to get in the mood.

·       Like the gentleman he is though, Mick never pressured you into doing anything, especially if you weren’t feeling up for it.

·       Low sex drives were perfectly normal, but it irritated you nonetheless, which is why you decided to take matters into your own hands.

·       Mick, of course, protested at first, but he gave in and helped you make the Sparkling Ginger Daisy aphrodisiac that your cousin was always raving about

·       “I don’t have a good feeling about this.”

·       “Quit being an old man and live a little.”

·       The drink was a delicious blend of gin, ginger, and prosecco, with a few garnishes mixed in.

·       Naturally, Mick wanted to taste test it first.

·       “Well it’s not vodka,” he’d grumble, “But’s it’s really fucking good. Might have to make one myself.”

·       And he did.

·       But the drink didn’t do much to him, but you?

·       Well, you were a totally different story.

·       After you had down at least three glasses of the drink, Mick knew he was in trouble.

·       It started with you giving him the bedroom eyes

·       Followed by soft, warm kisses dusting up and down his neck

·       “You’ve had too much to drink, doll.”

·       “And you haven’t had enough.”

·       Mick tried to keep his cool, but as your hand wandered up his thigh, he nearly flipped you over on the couch and had his way with you.

Nikki: Cupid’s Kiss

·       You and Nikki had been making eyes at each other the whole night.

·       So naturally, the bartender decided to play matchmaker.

·       You and Nikki were both presented with the Cupid’s Kiss, a sweet chocolate-cherry mixture.

·       While you nursed your fourth drink on the dance floor, Nikki’s eyes would be glued to your body.

·       He’d bite his lip over and over as he watched your hips sway to the music.

·       He’d also continuously fix the tent in his pants.

·       After some time, he’d muster up the courage to approach you on the dance floor.

·       Nikki felt intimidated by you, which never usually happened.

·       You sensed this, and decided to tease him.

·       “I was wondering when you’d join me.”

·       “I don’t bite, unless that’s what you’re in to.”

·       Nikki’s hands would find their way to your hips as you grinded against him.

·       He’d lightly kiss your neck, groaning as soft, almost needy moans fell past your lips.

·       With a newfound sense of confidence, Nikki took you home that night, making sure to tip the bartender extra as a thank you for setting him up.

Vince: Saratoga

·       It was the first day of your honeymoon in the Bahamas.

·       And you and your husband Vince were both drunk off your asses at the hotel pool’s swim up bar.

·       You had enjoyed one too many Saratogas, the perfect island drink with champagne, pineapple juice, and tropical fruits.

·       Something Vince learned that night? Apparently, Saratogas brought out your sexual side.

·       You were all over him, kissing his face, his lips, his neck.

·       The drink relaxed your muscles, and Vince loved that you were able to let loose.

·       You were also very flirty, complimenting your husband every minute or so.

·       “My baby is so sexy.”

·       “I just want to kiss you all the time.”

·       “I get to have sex with the hottest man alive for the rest of my life.”

·       Vince couldn’t help his smile.

·       Or his hands….

·       The pool was filled with other couples and while you usually were quite shy about sex, the Saratoga awakened something within you.

·       You straddled Vince in a quiet area of the pool and in a low, sultry voice, said, “I want you to touch me.”

·       Even Vince was momentarily caught off guard, but you didn’t have to ask twice when it came to any aspect of sex.

·       It was risky; At any moment, you could be caught.

·       But you and Vince loved the rush.

Tommy: Oyster Shooter

·       Tommy went to Heaven the night you both tried the famous oyster shooter aphrodisiac.

·       Surprisingly, it wasn’t as bad as others made it seem.

·       You and Tommy were an adventurous couple, so why would your drinks being boring?

·       The flavor took some getting used to, but after a few rounds of the same drink, the sexual urges really started kicking in.

·       The drink made you incredibly touchy.

·       And Tommy was l o v i n g it.

·       His face would blush a deep pink.

·       And his tongue would poke out of the side of his mouth as his eyes traveled the length of your body.

·       “Baby girl,” he drawled, eyes dark as the tips of your fingers brushed over cock. “Someone’s going to see you.”

·       “I like a challenge.”

·       Tommy would be forced to stifle his throaty groans as you rubbed him through his pants, fluttering your lashes so they’d kiss your cheeks.

·       Sex with Tommy was spontaneous and daring, and once he couldn’t restrain himself, he’d dragged you into the bar’s gender neutral bathroom, making sure to lock the door.

·       You attacked him in a frenzy, adrenaline rushing through your veins.

·       Sinking to your knees, Tommy let out a string of curses as you took his cock into your mouth.

Requested: By a lovely Anon! 

Pairing: Nikki Sixx x Reader 

Description: “I’m sending an ask now for tomorrow (12th) bc I’m in a different time zone and don’t wanna miss the first day submitting requests because I love your writing so much! Can you do a Nikki x Reader, of Nikki having been on tour, and when he gets back he’s missed the reader so much that all he wants to do is please her, and he asks her to ride his thigh and then his face? Ahhh! With lots of dirty talk and praise. Thankyouuuuu”

Warning: Smut ;) 

A/N: If you enjoyed this, leave a comment! 

*GIF is not mine, credits to the owner*

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Ten more minutes, just ten more minutes Nikki thought to himself, eagerly drumming his fingers on the steering wheel. It had been a long seven months of touring different cities in Europe, and though Nikki was living the dream with his three best friends, there was a woman waiting for him at home who he could not wait to see.

The calls, the texts, the sexts, nothing compared to seeing your face and holding you against his chest. He couldn’t wait to get his hands on your body, his mouth on your sweet lips. Just thinking about all the sex he’d be having to make up for lost time caused him to groan loudly inside his car as the fabric of his jeans constricted against his tight bulge.

As your house came into view, goosebumps littered Nikki’s arms. Intense excitement coursed through his body. Nikki wanted his homecoming to be a surprise, so he had given you a fake return home date when you’d called him the week prior.

With suitcases beside him and other bags slung over his shoulders, Nikki quietly fished for his key, gently turning it in the knob before pushing the door open. The house was unusually quiet, and for a moment Nikki thought you may have gotten stuck at work, but when he heard the shower running as he approached your bedroom, his face broke out in a smirk.

He perched himself on the bed just as the water shut off, clasping his hands together between his legs. Any second now…

Nikki’s heart raced as you stepped in the room, body covered by a towel as water droplets slid down your body. Looking up from the floor, you immediately let out a scream, running forward and tackling Nikki to the bed.

“Oh, my god! Baby, what? You’re here!” The words came rushing out of your mouth, smushing together in one erratic sentence. Never in a million years did you expect Nikki to surprise you, but boy were you glad he did. “How is this possible?”

“I was always coming home today,” Nikki grinned, pressing a kiss to your cheek. Sitting up off the bed, Nikki adjusted you against his lap. “How are you, baby girl?”

“A lot better now,” you admitted, the tears in the corners of your eyes betraying you. It had been so long since you last hugged your boyfriend, felt his skin, touched his hair, kissed his lips. The last few months had been so lonely with just you at home, trying to come up with new ways to distract yourself. You cooked, painted, learned how to sew, but none of those activities made the time pass. “I’ve been so lonely without you, Sixx. I know touring is your job, and no one supports you more than I do, you know that baby, but it’s been hard for me.”

Pulling you against his chest, Nikki buried his face in the crook of your neck, the fresh scent of soap filling his nostrils. “I’m here now, love. I promise. And I’m not going anywhere for a long time, so you’ll have me all to yourself.”

You hummed against Nikki’s head, the soft sound sending a rush of blood straight to his cock. God, he couldn’t wait to completely ravish you for hours. Seven months without sex? How the fuck had he managed that?

“I haven’t even been able to…you know…please myself properly,” you whispered, cheeks burning as Nikki’s jaw clenched. To your surprise, the towel wrapped around you had been peeled off by Nikki’s hands, and now you were perched against his jean-clad thigh, completely exposed. Your bare clit brushed against the rough fabric, eliciting a soft moan from your lips.

“Don’t you worry,” Nikki said, lips brushing against yours as his hands squeezed your hips. “I’m gonna take good care of you.” His hands guided your hips in a slow back and forth motion, a harsh breath escaping your mouth. You held on to Nikki’s shoulders as your hips followed his motions, the feeling of the crisp material meshing perfectly with your delicate clit.

“That’s right, baby, keep that pretty pussy right here for me,” Nikki was an expert at dirty talk, always had been. He never held back either, always whispering in your ear with his low, gravelly voice. “How’s that feel, baby?”

A hushed moan, followed by a drawn out “fuck” was the only answer you could manage. It pleased Nikki to see you get off on just his thigh. It was something you’d never tried in the bedroom, but now it was the only thing Nikki wanted to do. He was fully clothed himself, but seeing his woman, his sweet, beautiful lady, naked and writhing as her pussy rubbed against his thigh was the best sight to come home to.

“Nikki, fuck, faster,” Pleading wasn’t something you found yourself doing much with Nikki. Occasionally, he’d make you beg for it, whether it be his fingers or his tongue, but for the most part, Nikki didn’t play games when it came to sex. “Please, please, faster.”

Nikki gripped your waist tighter, fingertips digging into your skin. Hard enough to keep you steady, but not enough to cause you pain. Your head fell back in total pleasure, a groan slipping past your mouth as that familiar ball of pressure built up in your lower stomach.

“Oh God, Nikki, I’m gonna come,” Pushing forward, desperate for a release, you rubbed your clit harder against his jeans, collapsing into Nikki’s arms as your orgasm rocked through your body. You rode out the high, juices sliding down your thigh and staining Nikki’s pants. You glanced up from the wet spot on Nikki’s pants, the lust in his eyes making you hot all over again. “Holy fuck, I needed that,” you said, flashing a satisfied smile. As you went to stand and clean off your legs, Nikki pulled you toward him.

“I’m not finished with you yet,” Desire dripped from Nikki’s voice as he pulled off his shirt, licking his lips as he lie on his back. “Come sit on your throne, princess.”

His voice alone sent jolts of electricity through your body. With shaky legs, you crawled up Nikki’s body, positioning your pussy at his mouth. A squeal fell from your lips as he pulled you down to his mouth, his warm tongue darting up and down your pussy skillfully. As Nikki feasted on your body, your fingers tangled in his hair, pulling gently, which you knew he loved.

“The sweetest pussy I’ve ever had,” The quick flits of his tongue drove you wild, the vibrations from his voice sending you into a frenzy. “So fucking good, baby.”

Aside from today, the last time you had experienced an orgasm was the night before Nikki left for tour. It’d been a night of sensual foreplay and making love until three in the morning. After he left, you found it extremely hard to get off. Vibrators, dildos, and even your own fingers didn’t seem to do the trick. But now that Nikki was back, you were on the brink of your second orgasm.

“You ready to come for me, sweetheart?” Nikki asked, sucking your clit between his lips. Your face scrunched as Nikki flattened his tongue against your pussy one last time. “Come for me, baby.”

And his words had you come undone. Your legs shook violently as your second orgasm crashed over your body, whimpers leaving your lips and Nikki continued to lap at your clit. After what seemed to be a minute-long orgasm, you buckled next to Nikki, sweat coating your body.

“I am so glad you’re home,” you said, finally catching your breath.

Chuckling, Nikki gathered you in his arms, lovingly kissing your head. “Me too, pretty girl, me too. I’ve missed you,” he stated honestly. “And since I’m not going anywhere for a very long time,” Rolling on top of your body, Nikki kissed your lips before reaching a hand between your thighs, fingers gently rubbing your sore clit. “I’m going to please you. All. Night. Long.”