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Charlie’s post-op recovery plan: shove myself in the corner while still recovering from anesthesia and drag the blanket on top of myself for good measure. She’s cancer free and I love her so much.

#she had a tiny little bump but im paranoid and have worked in veterinary surgery for almost a decade now #so i brought her to work and had the doc do a fine needle aspirate of the bump #and it was a mast cell tumor (MCT)#this is a type of malignant neoplasia (cancer) that can be either local or systemic #luckily we got clean margins from the excision #and it’s a low grade local form of MCT #so there is nothing to suggest it would metastasize #you do have to get large margins for MCTs tho #so her approximately 5mm mass left a roughly 4in scar #but now she’s a badass with a scar #i just need to get her a leather body suit and a motorcycle #that’s so fucking weird to say about a dog what am i even typing in the notes of these things sometimes #no one’s seeing these anyway im just talking to myself #but i guess if i die tragically one day my family can find these and maybe laugh at how cracked out some of these are #hi family #~from beyond the grave~#~ooOooOooOoooo~#that’s a spooky ghost noise btw #okay bye hope i haven’t died tragically but if i did this is probably kinda spooky huh #OMG also i can’t believe i forgot to mention #charlie dragged herself into the corner bc i was in there with her earlier when she was freshly off the surgery table #and i brought a tiny dog bed in with me to sit on in the corner #like TINY tho #for a dog half charlie’s size #and after i left she dragged herself to the tiny corner bed with my butt warmth on it and curled up with the blanket #she’s so CUTE it’s illegal i wanna smash her into a WALL bc she’s so cute i love her so much

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Charlie’s attack strategy is to trick the enemy by faking friendly fire and then going for the surprise attack. The squid was toast from the start. She’s a military strategist and I love her so much.

#that squid is the funniest toy too #the petco near me has the wildest shit sometimes #charlie is a fan favorite there #like when we walk in at least two petco worker people will see her and go ‘charlie!!!’#and she gets so excited #she’s so good there #she loves petco and the people that work there so much #she also loves that she gets a new toy like every god damn time we go there #and who’s fault is that #MINE #and i don’t regret it #maybe financially but not with my HEART #but actually sometimes financially a lot fr #but i digress #i love this military genius so much

Charlie’s “mom she’s bullying me” face. She’s gunna get aggressive love from both myself and my wife and she’s gunna like it. I love her so much.

#also love u wife #we’re not actually married #yet #but soon #hopefully #i love her so much too :)#it’s been 7 years and i love her more every day #anyway sorry for the LESBIANISM #not really #but back to the scrimbo #she makes dumb ass faces like this so much #it makes me sad that she’s the best dog in the world and everyone else’s dog is slightly subpar compared to her :/#sorry everyone else #i gave birth to her i have to feel this way #i love her dumb ass so much

Charlie’s oscar worthy performance as a corpse. She wanted more sun and died in protest. I love her so much. Posthumously.

#we were outside for so long already #and i had to go back inside to finish cleaning or whatever i was doing that day #she literally looked at me and instead of pulling away on the leash #she just fucking collapsed and was like #‘oh no i’m dead. so sad. you’ll have to leave me here’#im assuming that’s what happened in her brain cell #bc she conveyed it very well #the point was taken #we did stay outside for like another 10 minutes #to be fair #it was SO nice out that day #she loves to do the upside down worm outside on the grass a lot too #silly wiggle dog lady

Charlie’s proof of being so scary. She sooooo scary. Im so scared of her (I love her so much).

#she’s literally terrifying #actually so so scary #im going to call the police on her #im so scared she’s so scary #hehe #shes got a stupid tooth face #idiot dummy stupid idiot and her dumb big stupid tooth #i love her so much and her dumb tooth face is one of my favorite #this is so good too bc like charlie girl why tf do you look so #worried i guess #or like #looking for a way out #then she just gives up #you go girl do nothing #also her eyebrows are so expressive

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Charlie’s favorite way to be in bed is to bury herself until it wouldn’t be wrong to assume she’s a dog head and only a dog head. She lacks and body and I love her so much.

#sometimes you can literally only see her nose #my favorite is when she’s fully buried in the blankets #like #not visible at all #so theres this mass of charlie under the blanket #and then she decides she wants to get her head out #so there’s a writhing mass of charlie under the blanket for like six minutes until she figures it out #and then her head just fucking erupts from the opening she finally found #and she looks around at me and her eyes are FUCKED up #they go in different directions normally #but when she’s just woken up it’s BAD #i love her so much

Charlie’s destructor phase. I still love her so much.

#it’s not a phase mom #and actually no it’s not she’s just anxious and sometimes the meds aren’t enough #she’s a crazy person but i’m so grateful that she’s a destructor NOT an eater #i can’t do another foreign body bro #charlie’s never had a foreign body but my old boy Macon passed from complications post op from a FB surgery :( miss him #he was a good boy but would secretly destroy shit and eat it #charlie only destroys and has no internet #that was a typo but im leaving it bc funny and true still #she has no internet access #my child is only 7 she can’t have a phone yet #anyway she doesnt ingest the shit she fucks up #also the destructor phase is actually getting better now #i think we’ve hit the sweet spot with her meds #i love her idiot anxious too attached to me ass tho #it’s not my fault she was surrendered at the clinic #and i lost macon maybe 3 months prior to that #and she lost her human to dementia #so we just sorta were there for each other

Charlie’s sleep tail wags. She is FULLY asleep in this. I would literally commit heinous crimes for her I love her so much.

#I understand you John Wick #(i know the dog was like a symbol to him that he didn’t have to grieve alone anymore and she was also super important bc from late wife)#(but)#(you get what i mean)#would go full Wick for Charlie’s dumb dumb scrimbo self #also im so excited for the ballerina chapter to come out #my birthday is this week and i kinda wanna go see it in theaters #keanu reeves seems so cool too #i wanna meet him and like hi five him bill and ted style #ALSO charlie does the sleep tail wags often #and they’re SO aggressive sometimes #like her entire body moves from it #she so happy #i love her so much

Charlie’s old man grampa face ft. squinchy ear. I literally love her so much.

#I don’t know what show is on in the background #is that IASIP #no wait it might be SVU #they are in no way similar #but at first i thought that was waitress #now i think maybe oversized shirt guy is stabler #anyway my dumb idiot dog is awesome and i love her so much #she gives grampa so much #i wish she understood english #like beyond know what cookie and walk and stuff mean #i want her to know how funny she is so bad

Charlie’s full body worm and subsequent deflation(?). Idiot dummy I love her so much.

#she’s so muscular #muscle mommy amiright #i actually hate that i just tagged that but there’s no going back now #i act surprised thats she’s ripped like i don’t hike this scrimbompulite every chance we get #also peep at the beginning of the gif she like kicks off of the couch #sometimes she does it full force with both feet and just like lays there upside down feet on the couch sorta flexing her butt muscles #does she think she’s doing squats

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Charlie’s 1000 yard stare. Extra points for stupid lip face. I love her so much she’s so dumb.

#she looks like she’s having a vietnam war flashback #this happens often #sometimes i ask if she’s seeing the VC in the trees and sometimes she snaps out of it and looks at me like #did YOU see them too

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