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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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One Nice Bug Per Day

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noise dept.
EXPECTATIONS
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dead wife jokes banned in the house due to current events
When you're complaining about the physics of a sex scene to your BF
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So I'm now gonna write something just to use that tag
if ur mean to me this is who ur mean to
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Never have I been this invested into tumblr sexyman contest before. Its just...so dang funny. XD
Part 1
So of course, I NEEDED TO DRAW SOMETHING! To celebrate for my favs! I love how close it was for both of them. Shows how beloved these two characters are for everyone.
P.S: contest is still ongoing, so go vote for Caine or maybe your other favorite characters over at @sexy-people-contests-2026 who made it to the next round.
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I hate when the "slavic" charakters in everything are just russians. People they're not the only slavic countries give some Czechs or just anything other then Russians love at this point please is it too much to ask? 🙏😭
they what
You know, nothing quite compares to reading a wuxia cultivation novel and being slapped in the face with Václav Novák, the big shot fifth-stage cultivator elder...
Zaslechnuto z kuchyně:
*plesknutí utěrky*
"To nevíte že na veřejnosti se nesouloží?!"
Overheard from the kitchen.
*rag slap*
"Don't you know there's no coitus in public?!"
Sometimes I get so understimulated that I feel like a border colie desperately running around my sheep trying to keep them in a pen so I can actually finish what I'm doing or wait for the kettle to boil because I don't have the time to start building my cosplay or indeed make a quilt the kettle will boil in two minutes and if I'm not here when it does I will straight up forget breakfast, but the sheep are also me and that makes the dog me really confused so it's clinging to my to-do list in some semblance of order while on the outside I just look like I'm vibrating you get me?
Prosím, to tak chci.
I have one and it's mine :D
Mám a nedám :D

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@tea42 this tag of yours is killing me
I am side eying the amount of praise kinks i have read in the past month... HOW DID THEY KNOW???
........how dare you read me for filth.
that... that tracks kinda
for me, part of being a czech is that i would die for this house
Já na psa, po hodině ticha: ty bys kousnul boha do zadku?
Máma, s povzdechem: nenaváděj ho.
Me to dog after an hour of silence: would you bite god in the butt?
Mother, with a sigh: don't give him ideas.
Zaslechnuto u televize:
"Když tu gillotinu jen postavím tak to není válečný zločin, ne?"
What I learned not to do in art school

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I didn’t know that “úd” originally means limb and thought that this guy from Jirásek had multiple penises
Role swap au where Zuko was the Avatar who got frozen for a hundred years, so when he’s rescued from the ice instead of a goofy twelve year old Katara catches this mysterious teenager with long hair and a cool scar and a fucking DRAGON
Katara: BOY???? HOT BOY?????? HOT TEENAGE BOY?????????
Zuko: *speaks*
Katara: nevermind I hate him
How does Aang factor into this? I ask because the more I think about it the more I want him to somehow be trying to capture the Avatar.
Aang is 112 years old, decided he was going to be Zuko’s airbending teacher, and refuses to take no for an answer
Aang: Aw, the new Avatar doesn’t want me. Aang: *gets out a weighted net* Time for Plan B then.
JDJSHJABDBFJSH
Look, you know how you keep a net from falling on you? YOU AIRBEND IT, SUCKA. Air comes right after fire in the cycle so it’s not like the guy has any other options. Do you want a flaming net falling on you? No? Then learn to airbend. Or this tiny old man will cart you away like a trussed turkey and lecture you about the power of laughter, going with the flow, opening your chakras, and other hippie shit.
Sokka, slouching against a fence, not moving: Oh nooooooo, that creepy old man stole the Avataaaaaaaaaar. Sokka, sitting down on the ground: We should dooooo something. Sokka, pulling out his lunch: Otherwise he might actually learn something. That would be teeeerrible. Katara, indignant rage coursing through her body: Sokka!!!!!!!! We have to go look for him!!!! Sokka: Might! Actually! Learn! Something! Katara! Katara: *wavers* Katara, also sitting down: We have to go look for him…. *gets out her own sandwich* But, maybe after lunch.
I love that this transforms Aang’s role in the full Team Avatar familial situation from the baby of the family to the Grandpa with weird hobbies
The best part is Aang wouldn’t even teach him airbending in the beginning. First it’d be brewing the perfect cup of teach and blowing on it in juuuust the right way that it cools down ”But not too cold, or you’ll ruin it!”
Brushing Appa of course. Zuko would be pretty decent at that, but would come back to Aang absolutely covered in slobber and bison hair. “Awww! He likes you! <3″
Then it’d be calming meditation and slowing Zuko’s breathing (”But I am calm!”), tracking an elusive and nigh legendary animal so they can ride it, teaching patience by baking the perfect cake ”You just slapped the frosting on! It looks awful! *airbends it into the horizon* “Again!”
When Zuko finally gets it right, he almost smiles at Aang saying: “Excellent work, my student.” Then to Zuko’s consternation and horror Aang flings it at the head of the Fire Nation Governor during a political function. “And now we run!”
Pranks would be absolutely the thing that would bluescreen Zuko. Here’s an airbending master, over a century old, witnessed the genocide of his people, and he’s juggling, doing dances and tricks with Momo for the village kids, and plaguing the local aristocrats and military officers with flying cakes and whoopie cushions.
“How am I supposed to beat the Firelord with whoopie cushions?!”
And then, perfectly serious for the first time since Zuko had met him: “You don’t. The Avatar is about restoring balance. This training isn’t so you can fight the Firelord - it’s so you can stop a war.”
It takes a long time for Zuko to understand this. But the weird thing is: the townsfolk actually like Aang. Sure the aristocrats and crooked merchants and the officers don’t, but even the common Fire Nation infantry hide their chuckles with a cough when they see their commander’s fancy armor get covered in honey and feathers by “Crazy Aang,” again.
And Zuko realizes, at that moment, that he’s been having fun.
So, waking early, with no prompting from Aang, Zuko feeds Momo, brushes Appa, washes off the slobber, brews Aang his morning tea -perfectly cooled- and then proceeds to make a new, beautiful cake with no explanation.
“That looks wonderful, my student. Your best yet! Who were you planning to-”
Then Zuko smashes it in Aang’s face.
It’s the first time since coming out of the ice that Avatar Zuko laughs.