Sketch Emporium

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

Sometimes I have a terrible thought and I yell NO NO NO! In my head so that the mind readers think im possessed instead of a horrible person.

happy anniversary 

Oh, hey Charlie, sorry you didn’t make it to the 8 year anniversary