hurt/comfort brain rot

jack drake is the funniest man in the world he should not have been responsible for a child

so bad at parenting the second you kick the bucket your son, who frequently and with great ease is able to leave the country on the regular to get the shit beaten out of him in another random european nation without your knowledge, purchases a social security number off the black market and forges years of tax documents and employment records to invent a fake relative so that the rich stranger you let him live with in middle school doesn't try to adopt him and do frightening unfamiliar things to him like make him go to school or eat a vegetable. the kid turned out fine btw

there are literally worse things than being in a saw trap like for instance openly expressing that you have wants and needs and are a real person

sometimes i get home from an event with my family and i just have to sit in my car for a second & read that one sarah schulman quote on familial homophobia

my favourite thing is how damian wayne literally speaks like he’s been plucked from the 1800s and everyone just. lets him. “cease this foolishness” the child proclaims. he’s twelve. he’s at a target. he’s buying fruit snacks.

what’s up girl, tragedy bedtime story on ao3 again?

cannot stop thinking of Situations to put timothy drake in emotional and physical distress..

i feel like an often overlooked downside to 10-episode seasons and the death of the "monster of the week" format is that we get way less whump variety nowadays. used to be that there'd be dozens of opportunities for your fave to get punched or kidnapped or hypnotized or what have you. these days if it doesn't fit into the main plot, it just doesn't happen. this is a tragedy. we should be protesting.

Tim Drake won tbh imagine being someone’s biggest fan ever since you were just a little kid and now he’s your brother and he loves you.

Not even the One Direction girlies could get close to this