i think i’ve seen this film before

@shepbloomwood: Ah! So pissing people off is just a general hobby of yours?

@d.sterling: do you intend on being this insufferable all summer or does the gimmick die down after a couple of days?

@shepbloomwood: @d.sterling Would you prefer I saved it for your next growth spurt?

@opheliaonline: a brand new episode of shep discovering things that make him frown? ooh, my favorite show is on!

@shepbloomwood: @opheliaonline You’re not as funny as you think you are.

@bonniestew: man discovers outside

@shepbloomwood: @bonniestew Not a fan.

@perfectlypriya: It's going to be SO much fun, just you wait! And if it isn't, you can text me all of your grumpiest thoughts and I'll only judge you a tiny bit. @perfectlypriya: PS: If any campfire singalongs take place, please facetime me.

@shepbloomwood: @perfectlypriya Why would I do that?

@moviemakerruby: Uh. A set? Tell me this is a set. For everyone else's sanity, I hope this is a set.

@shepbloomwood: @moviemakerruby I wish. I am instead living out my own Friday the 13th.

@moviesbymei: lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @moviesbymei: cosy!

@shepbloomwood: @moviesbymei Are you being sarcastic? Or genuinely stupid?

@jollyollywalker: SO happy to have you joining us :D

@shepbloomwood: @jollyollywalker If you say so.

@.ElizabethSmith: Don't knock it until you've tried it, Shepherd! I think you might have a lovely summer.

@shepbloomwood: @.ElizabethSmith I won’t.

@bemybeau: aw have fun mate! ya never know, it might be good?

@shepbloomwood: @bemybeau I do know that it won’t be.

@anyabelieveit: did u kill someone. is this community service. was it the weird girl with the scruffy hair

@shepbloomwood: @anyabelieveit No. Not yet, anyway. But she is testing me.

@jellicleprince: don't be such a party pooper! give it a try!

@shepbloomwood: @jellicleprince But the thing is, I’d rather not. Your go-getter attitude isn’t welcome here.

@sephyblake: blink twice if you need help

@shepbloomwood: @sephyblake I’m about to start screaming instead.

@billymchale: It's grass, Shep! Haha!

@shepbloomwood: @billymchale I think I hate you.

@shepbloomwood: Oh, that explains why I crossed a rainbow to get to the subway station today.

@shepbloomwood: The exposure on this is exceptionally awful. And the framing is terrible too.