Bastard Energy

Why is nemo fuck time?!?

If I'm not allowed to put polonium in my vagina, then you can't drink arsenic

I'm gunna stick my sweaty skin to your sweaty skin and then we can become skin buddies

I mean I have a bucket of herpes if you want some

You stick your right leg out and you shake it all about, you do the hokey pokey and you get removed from the tum and that's what its all about~~

When wavy davy falls off the wall it's fuck time

It's a choose your own adventure but with vaginas

At least you didn't do quadradics on my pussy

Trance rice

Car wants to cream pie Gordon Ramsay

Just sending dead people through the mail to my mother perfectly normal stuff

Hey come here so I can jizz on your face, I need to put out the fire