get some help you loony fuck

-Immediately starts putting her on every treatment known to man

-Walks over to Wilson’s office, which is the only part of the entire ship that just looks the same as it does in the show

-Homoerotically complains about how stupid Jedi are, then makes a bet with Wilson on whether Obi Wan is gay or the father of Padme’s twins (Wilson wants House to believe people can be faithful)

-Padme almost dies again. Turns out the treatment’s not working

-“if the dark side nearly killed her, maybe it can save her”

-House uses force lightning to restart Padme’s heart

-Gets brought into Cuddy’s office and told off for using an experimental treatment, and the power of the dark side, in her hospital

-House is taken off the case and foreman is put in charge of the case

-Padme is unexpectedly doing better, but Cuddy refuses to tell House or else he’ll be using the dark side to save all his patients

-House watches on as Wilson tries seducing a relieved Obi Wan while he paces in the lobby. Doesn’t seem to work

-House interrogates Obi Wan about his relationship with Padme, insinuates it’s Obi Wans Fault. Gets in a struggle and once theyre seperated it’s revealed he ripped out some beard hair

-Padme is getting released from the hospital but crashes again with obvious signs of infection. Everyone blames the dark side of the force

-is put in intensive care again, everyone thinks she’s going to die, House is brooding.

-House meets Bail Organa and talks to him, Bail mentions how he was so worried about her the last time she was in a hospital, and this seems much more hopeless

-“what time she was in the hospital?”

-House marches in as they’re about to pull the plug, rolling Padme’s unconcious body over to point at dark spot on the back of her neck

-Foreman looks disapointed, “it’s a bruise house, her husband nearly snapped her neck.”

-“Our princess’ boyfriend here failed to mentioned she was scratched by a Nexu on Genosis years ago. Nexu claws are known as a vicious poison.”

-“it would have killed her years ago”

-“unless a small chunk of claw stuck in her back, working into the muscles near the nape of her neck for years. The little prince of Darkness chokes her, pressure and muscles spasming lets it work into a blood vessel. It’s why the force lightning only was a bandaid, it vaporized what was in her bloodstream but broke up the rest of the claw and let it enter in her bloodstream. Start her on dialysis, she’ll be fine by tomorrow afternoon.”

-Next day Padme’s wheeled out of the hospital with her two children, bittersweetness. House watches from balcony before going back to his office

-Wilson enters with his shirt unbuttoned and a few bruises on his neck, declaring, “the Jedi is gay. I win.”

For Subaru, who’s entire being revolves around him trying to be as selfless as he can be to the point of not having an identity of his own at all, love is selfish. He doesn’t realise he’s in love with Seishirou because he’s upset that Seishirou is hurt, because he would be upset that anyone was hurt especially if they were hurt in an act of saving him. He realises he’s in love Seishirou because he’s afraid Seishirou will hate him, the only time he a) considers himself enough of an entity to remember people can have opinions of him and b) doesn’t think other people hating him is what he deserves. For Subaru, love has to be selfish because he has never thought of himself.

(brought to you by OP’s recent hit-with-pies-for-charity experience)

WEI WUXIAN: The pie-throwing stand is his idea. He is HYPED. He spends the week leading up to the event heckling the juniors so they sign up to throw at him. He does not remember to bring a change of clothes and spends the rest of the day very, very sticky once his turn is done. He has no regrets.

JIANG YANLI: She thinks this sounds so much fun and signs up without prompting! Unfortunately, nobody is willing to throw a pie at her because she is too nice. Wei Wuxian notices her disappointment, and puts pies in the hands of every little kid he can find so Yanli can get the full Pie Experience without risk of injury.

JIANG CHENG: His siblings peer-pressure him into doing this and he’s Not Enthused. He is less enthused when Jin Ling rolls up to the booth and drops like $50 on pies. For five solid minutes, Jin Ling flings pies while Jiang Cheng responds with increasingly ludicrous threats and both heckle each other with impunity. The second Jin Ling runs out of pies, Jiang Cheng picks up the ones that missed and starts throwing them back.

JIN ZIXUAN: He thinks about it after Yanli signs up, but 1.) his mother says he’s not allowed because it’s undignified, and 2.) he didn’t want to risk ruining his special bespoke fundraiser outfit anyway.

JIN GUANGYAO: He politely declines. Public humiliation and not being allowed to defend himself as people throw things at him just doesn’t sound fun to him For Some Reason.

MIANMIAN: WELL SOMEONE FROM THE JIN SECT HAS TO GET PIED, AND SHE GUESSES THAT PERSON’S GONNA BE HER. She has a blast. She is also the only person who thinks to bring shampoo with her to keep the whipped cream from congealing in her hair. She shares with Yanli and no one else.

LAN WANGJI: Wei Ying is doing it, and that’s good enough for him. The juniors agree beforehand that they’re each gonna throw a pie, but when they actually have to make eye contact with Hanguang-Jun, their resolve waivers. Finally, Lan Sizhui scuffles up to the throwing line, throws, and hits him directly in the face. Everyone is mortified until, with his usual stoic expression, Wangji flicks the whipped cream residue right back at Sizhui and the juniors cluster, and now it’s WAR.

LAN XICHEN: He… doesn’t get it? Why is this a thing? Who invented this? He’s glad that his brother is having a good time, but seriously, what?

NIE MINGJUE: He signs up with enthusiasm because HUZZAH! FEATS OF STRENGTH AND AGILITY FOR THE YOUTH! He is extremely strict about the rules of pie engagement, however, and god help you if you step over the throwing line.

XIAO XINGCHEN: This is for kids, right? Suggests places people should hit.

A-QING: Is paid by Xue Yang to throw pies at Xiao Xingxhen. Has to hit every once in a while, or else. Pretends to have hit Xue Yang himself unintentionally.

SONG LAN: Wasting food? For charity? Contradictory, no? Pays everything he has on him for pies and spends evening sharing pies with less fortunate.

XUE YANG: Wasting sweets? For kids? Only as a deadly weapon.

SU SHE: Tries to get his newly-created clan’s reputation off the ground level. Lan Xichen suddenly understands the point behind the whole thing and gives more money out to his Sect’s desciples.

JINSHU&YINSHU: Throw pies at Wei Wuxian on Madame Yu’s behalf not under her orders though. Bring Jiang Cheng change of clothes and wet towel.

LAN QIREN: Is impressed by benevolence of the charity-pie-throwing gesture, still keeps the younger disciples away from this ‘entertainment’.

MENG SHI*: Rumour has it, she’s still haggling over fair prices on the pies thrown at her.

SISI: Goes full Dita von Teese with pies in the adult-only section of the festival. For charity.

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Jiang Cheng finally stops throwing the missed pies back at Jin Ling. He’s gotten in some good shots at his horrible nephew, but he’s still gross and sticky and is glad that his turn is almost up. And then, his good(?) mood is utterly ruined when Hanguang Jun walks up and slaps a $100 bill on Nie Huaisang’s table without breaking eye contact with Jiang Cheng.

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Suicide contagion (or “copycat suicide”) refers to the phenomenon of a spike in suicides (or “suicide cluster”) that emulate an original “model” suicide, the details of which have been highly publicized without taking protective measures. 

In order to prevent this, most media outlets have guidelines to encourage the responsible coverage of suicide (in extreme cases, the mention of suicide is completely banned). Unfortunately, people posting on social media sites and blogs are not subject to the same guidelines and may not be aware of the potentially devastating impact that their actions could have. To help people discuss suicide in a responsible way, I’ve compiled a list of some of the factors that can cause suicide contagion.

Factors that can contribute to suicide contagion effect:

-glamorizing of the suicide or the deceased; implying that their death was purposeful, noble, or heroic in any way; (specific to LGBTQ people) turning the deceased into a martyr for the cause

-sharing details of the method of death (especially graphic or explicit details or photos)

-sharing photos of the death, funeral, or memorials

-quoting or sharing excerpts from or complete suicide notes

-implying that one specific event triggered a suicide; ignore the multitude of factors that contribute to suicide

-using dramatic, sensationalist or graphic language and images; repeated discussion or coverage of a suicide

-presenting suicide as a viable, valid, or liberating option 

-referring to a suicide as successful/failed rather than using more neutral language such as completed/attempted

-turning the deceased’s social media pages into memorials especially without careful moderation to delete potentially dangerous posts

-failing to share suicide prevention resources in posts/articles about suicide

This is not to say that the victims of suicide should not be mourned or remembered, but that we must do so in a conscientious way. The people who are most vulnerable to suicide contagion are those who occupy the same or similar demographic categories as the deceased. When we talk about the suicides of LGBT youth carelessly we are putting the most vulnerable members of our community at risk. Please keep these guidelines in mind when you are deciding what to post and reblog!

Recommendations for Reporting on Suicide

And finally, if you are considering suicide or think someone you know may be PLEASE seek help. Stay safe and look out for each other and for yourselves. 

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (US): 1 (800) 273-8255

The Trevor Project Lifeline (Specifically for LGBTQ Youth): 866-488-7386