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If I was Phoenix Wright, and my recently adopted daughters deadbeat biological father showed back up after abandoning her in my care and revealing he’s more of a dickhead than I even thought, I’d have actually killed him around 2 am on April 17th 2026. I’d have actually done it I think, so we have to give Phoenix credit for holding back.

And give kristoph gavin credit for actually doing it

For all Lux's suckishness, they really are just career-oriented. Being an internet personality takes time. IRL youtubers and streamers don't have the luxury of auditions-as-hiring like an actor would to stay relevant. I can even see them getting along with Holly. Do you see my vision. Two whirlwind-busy people whose careers are an intrusion on their energy, their functionality, their social lives, who don't do their work so much as they are their work. Holly comes home after a night shift temping at a carnival and there's Lux passed out on the couch in their cropped black cat hoodie with the garters they knowwwww she fucks with and no explanation required. They both understand the hustle, even if all the other losers around them don't.