SCP Oversimplified

a jar that, when opened, creates a weird jungle in the space it was opened in

a packet of seeds that can grow pet-shaped plants that act like animals

effect that makes maps think other countries have an extra state, located in the US. people think they live there and will arrive there very quickly by way of chasm.

some smart monkeys with no eyes or mouth

a nightlight that, when it turns off, makes nearby sleeping people comatose and manifests shadow guys around them

mop that produces acid

weird thing growing all over in a hotel. it makes you think a friend of yours is there, eats your body, and steals your still living brain

a yearbook that makes you think it's your own high school yearbook, and gets worse the longer you read

a marching band who's playing forces listeners to join in until they die

some bodies in the water that you may or may not recognize

a group of people that fuck with memories and reality

radio tower that broadcasts weird signals

sound that controls your mind

knife that induces the bystander effect

girl who can manipulate the world through photographs

needle that makes water act like iron

a mini sun