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im not scary im actually small and cute, and green

Kondraki travels must have been mistaken. Forgot the importance. Worry not! We will find and forgive you 😁

What? I'm in medical.

NOTE FROM THE CONTAINMENT TEAM: "<ten seconds of silence> Oh, it's going? I thought the blinking meant that- <clears throat> Hello Sir Dr. Kondraki! Upon hearing about your recent hospitalization, we have authorized SCP-408 to come visit. Uh, we have also given SCP-408 a cellular device for communication purposes, so that is no cause for concern! But also it's uh very important that the containment team gets that back when 408 arrives. <Muffled; off mic> Was that convincing?"

Kondraki travels must have been mistaken. Forgot the importance. Worry not! We will find and forgive you 😁

NOTE FROM THE CONTAINMENT TEAM: OH MY GOD. WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?

NOTE FROM THE CONTAINMENT TEAM: I'M LITERALLY JUST AN INTERN. WHEN THEY SAID I'D BE JOINING THE CONTAINMENT TEAM I THOUGHT THEY MEANT LIKE RESEARCH OR EVEN A BUCKET AND A MOP. I DID NOT THINK I'D BE REVIEWING ITS TUMBLR BLOG.

NOTE FROM THE CONTAINMENT TEAM: I CAN'T FIND MY PHONE EITHER.

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NOTE FROM THE CONTAINMENT TEAM: OH MY GOD. WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?

NOTE FROM THE CONTAINMENT TEAM: I'M LITERALLY JUST AN INTERN. WHEN THEY SAID I'D BE JOINING THE CONTAINMENT TEAM I THOUGHT THEY MEANT LIKE RESEARCH OR EVEN A BUCKET AND A MOP. I DID NOT THINK I'D BE REVIEWING ITS TUMBLR BLOG.

NOTE FROM THE CONTAINMENT TEAM: I CAN'T FIND MY PHONE EITHER.

NOTE FROM THE CONTAINMENT TEAM: OH MY GOD. WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?

NOTE FROM THE CONTAINMENT TEAM: I'M LITERALLY JUST AN INTERN. WHEN THEY SAID I'D BE JOINING THE CONTAINMENT TEAM I THOUGHT THEY MEANT LIKE RESEARCH OR EVEN A BUCKET AND A MOP. I DID NOT THINK I'D BE REVIEWING ITS TUMBLR BLOG.

as a shapeshifter from another world it's very important that you practice morphing into a incomprehensible form of terror when you get startled

the science team still laugh about the time steve dropped a plate and i turned into a little girl holding a small bear...hmph