Scott Stapp Saved Me

It’s been a minute since I last updated this account, but if ever there was a time for Scott Stapp to shine, NOW IS THE TIME FOR SCOTT STAPP TO SHINE.

Sarasota woman fends of muscovy duck with Creed song.

I'm so conflicted.  Does Scott Stapp fend off this armed menace .. or try and win it over to our side and enlist its aid?  It's obviously a ruthless, fearless bastard - but can it be trusted?

WHAT TO DO??

Houston man fends off African Crested Rat with Creed song.

Owl declares war on man.  West Virginia man fends off owl with Creed song ... 80 years ago!

Air Traffic Control fends off turtles with Creed song.

March of Turtles Snags JFK

Holy carp!  I turn my back for one little minute, and the animal kingdom decides to lose it's collective shiz.  To wit: 

Killer whale returns, bides time ...

Shark gets bored with chum, jumps into boat

Not to be outdone, eagle ray jumps into boat, pins woman

Spiders take to the trees, form aerial death squads

Pigs run amok on I-40

And of course, deadly Egyptian cobra missing from Bronx Zoo, wanted to see for itself just how bad the Spiderman musical really is.

Thank goodness this Swedish boy was able to survive falling into a bear's den on his own.  The article doesn't mention it, but you can bet he was quietly humming a Creed song to himself as he let go and accepted death.

Vermont man fends off squirrel with Creed song.

BENNINGTON, Vt. — A Bennington neighborhood is being stalked by a renegade gray squirrel, but a Vermont state veterinarian says it's possible the animal is upset because it's homesick for the people who raised it.  At least three people on East Street in Bennington say they've been attacked by a squirrel over the last few weeks.