can i offer you a froggy chair in this trying time

28 year old voice back in my day you could get a beer shot combo for $5

Forgot this is the website where no one drinks or goes out in public

Im the guy who's getting all those pauses pregnant

uh hey that person you just reblogged from used to be in our discord server but we had to kick them out because they admitted to watching t*m and j*rry... that show features violence and as such glorifies it.... when we confronted them all they said was "wtf its a show about a cat and a mouse"... if you dont believe me theres a whole callout post that features their name age and street address so you can go to their house and check... anyways you should unfollow them before people start thinking you like problematic media too :/ just trying to help

so funny how many people are saying like "god this was every post in [year]" but all of them are saying different years. war never changes

Amazing the commitment this company has to its history!

tonight we gonna let the cup of water talk

i just fucked a cup of water

We need to normalize buying me a full bottle of every perfume i ever wanted