High School Senior Year Starters
“Senioritus hit me so hard…”
“Let’s skip. We don’t need this class anyway.”
“What the fuck have I been doing for the past four years?”
“Crack open your SAT book. We’re studying right now.”
“I wish my score was just a little higher…”
“What prank are we going to pull?”
“You don’t get it. I HAVE to be valedictorian.”
“I went from A’s to D’s. And so did my grades.”
“I’m about to punch this teacher in the face. Like, I’M LEAVING, BITCH!”
“I could do this assignment…or we could go get lunch.”
“I haven’t felt this alive since the beginning of Freshman year.”
“See, the thing is…this is my last fuck. I really don’t want to waste it.”
“Can someone PLEASE get that Freshman away from me?”
“Look at all these younglings…so innocent…they have no idea what’s coming to them.”
“I’m the OLDEST person in this school.”
“Let me copy off of you.” / “You’ve been copying off of me for four years, I don’t see the point in stopping now.”
“Are we getting matching sweatshirts?”
“I can’t believe I just got rejected…”
“I would literally sell my soul to get into this school.”
“Can you read my application again?”
“I just got the envelope…can you open it for me?”
“My status will be online in four hours. So I’ll be here for the next four hours.”
“You really think you have a chance?”
“I don’t really care if I get in or not.”
“There’s no way I’ll be accepted…”
“I have an interview tomorrow and I’m so nervous.”
“If you don’t get in, then I have no chance.”
“This personal essay is killing me.” / “Your essay sucks.”
“Maybe college isn’t for me.”
“I GOT IN!!!! I!! GOT!! IN!!!!”
“Will you go to prom with me?”
“I don’t know what to do for my promposal…”
“Let’s go dress/suit shopping together!”
“Does this corsage match?”
“I feel like we should be that group that takes a limo.”
“There’s NO way I’m wearing heels / a dress / a suit.”
“Ah, a bunch of teenagers grinding in a sweaty gymnasium. Glorious.”
“I love this song!” / “This music is trash.”
“Come on, dance with me.” / “I can’t dance!”
“You look great.” / “Woah, who dragged you through a dumpster?”
“We need to take a million pics. Right now.”
“Are you going to the afterparty?”
“My parents would never let me stay in a hotel room.”
“Let’s sneak away and make out.”
“Goodbye, everyone. I’ll be seeing you all in therapy.”
“Are you going to decorate your cap?”
“I look so gross in this gown…”
“Will you sign my yearbook?”
“I didn’t even start my speech…”
“What’s with the tears? We’re going to the same college!”
“I’m not going to miss you at all.” / “I might actually miss you.”
“It’s a miracle I never dropped out.”
“This is the last time we’ll be walking down these halls.”
“I’m kind of going to miss this hell…”
