Je suis Scott.

So apparently my mom thinks I need to get out more, and she told that to my dad, so guess who is spending the next few days camping at the beach? Anyone care to join me? My dad said I could invite a friend so it wouldn’t be just me and my 2 baby siblings.

That actually sounds really fun! Though I feel like your dad would prefer a girl to go with you and not some creepy guy from school.

It’d be kind of fucking weird, honestly. That’s like the sort of thing you see on one of those stitched pictures hanging in some old lady’s house. Weird.

I'm pretty sure that's going to be me in three years, oops. 

Me too. Their just like little balls of fur who like to play.

They're the best.

I would die without chocolate covered gummy bears in my life. Oh that sucks.

There are chocolate covered gummy bears?

Kittens?!

Nope! Just make sure to ease the kitten into the environment. If there are any issues I can help out.

OH god yes. That’s always good. What was wrong?

I don't care if it's killing me, it's what I need in life. I don't know, just.. sick.

Two? Well, hey, whatever floats your boat. What are you, a momma’s boy or something? That’s sweet.

That makes me think about cats rowing a boat. How cool would that be? She owns the house, I have to follow her rules.

No problem kittens are cute, and i’m all for cute things.

I love kittens so much. 

I’m pretty sure I ate my weight in popcorn and gummy bears. You feeling better?

Yeah, junk food is the best. I'm feeling much better, thank you.

After being sick for a week I know exactly how you feel.

Oh, how cute. A little pussy for a companion. Are you going to keep one for yourself? You look like you’re in need of one.

Oh, no. I already have two- which my mom thinks is more than enough.

Well I already have a dog and a baby on the way, but why not. I’ll adopt one.

Yes! Thank you so much. 

Perfect! Thank you. I’m Elizabeth by the way.

No problem. I'm Scott.

Would it be possible to get two? I’m thinking a pet or two might liven up my house.

It definitely would be! Just stop by the shelter and I'll have you fill out some paperwork.

What type of kittens are they?

Just the usual American shorthair. One of them is the cutest calico, though, in case you're interested in that.