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“Ye ever find Bugs Bunneh attractive when ‘e put on a dress n’ pretende tae be a girl bunneh?”
You have enough of zhose Scrumpy, cyclop?
whomst the fuck are you
“Ye ever find Bugs Bunneh attractive when ‘e put on a dress n’ pretende tae be a girl bunneh?”
𝟑, 𝟒, 𝟓 ♡ 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄
“ let’s go home. ” “ um, excuse me? ” “ you broke it. ” “ need a hand? ” “ please, help me. ” “ i missed you. ” “ i’m not sorry. ” “ tell the truth. ” “ what happened here? ” “ got a minute? ” “ life’s a bitch. ” “ you’ve done enough. ” “ i’m still learning. ” “ don’t touch me. ” “ was that you? ” “ there’s no god. ” “ you deserve better. ” “ you’re a saint. ” “ you are enough. ” “ maybe you’re right. ” “ this will pass. ” “ you complete me. ” “ you got this. ”
𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑
“ don’t be so dramatic. ” “ no guts, no glory. ” “ i’m calling for help. ” “ run away with me. ” “ it’s always been you. ” “ some things take time. ” “ you’re being awfully quiet. ” “ please don’t hurt me. ” “ snap out of it. ” “ did you miss me? ” “ how do i look? ” “ i wanna get better. ” “ whatever floats your boat. ” “ i’ll love you always. ” “ what are you waiting for? ” “ at least i tried. ” “ give me a kiss. ” “ what’s the fucking point? ” “ god, i love you. ” “ i’m doing my best. ” “ i waited for you. ” “ you woke me up. ” “ stay with me tonight. ”
𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄
“ you can’t keep doing this. ” “ i think i love you … ” “ you make me feel special. ” “ are you upset with me? ” “ you need to heal first. ” “ let me see the wound. ” “ is your brain even on? ” “ don’t give up on me. ” “ you are perfect to me. ” “ i can’t take this anymore. ” “ you are my favorite person. ” “ you had me at ‘ hello. ’ ” “ i wanted to see you. ” “ don’t give me that look. ” “ you’re a work of art. ” “ i’m not scared of you. ” “ i have … so many questions. ” “ do you think i’m stupid? ” “ just tell me what happened. ” “ i just want to help. ” “ we need to be careful. ” “ what did you just say? ” “ i miss talking to you. ”
nailed it

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𝐙𝐎𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐂 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐀𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐒 . / 𝙺𝙸𝚈𝙾𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙰 𝙸𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙼𝙰𝚁𝚄
𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 : bonfires, competitiveness, hand veins, loud laughs, messy hair, sneaking out at 2am, abandoned beaches, stray dogs, candle lights, body language, creaking floorboards, ouija boards, having no regrets, karaoke nights out.
𝐓𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐔𝐒 : house plants, over-sized sweaters, soft hands, fuzzy socks, visiting big cities, snoozing your alarm clock, the color yellow, vanilla scented candles, aloe vera, fruit smoothies, baking cookies, the mom friend, loves the ukulele.
𝐆𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈 : femme fatale movies, in love with female villains, sharp eyeliner, quick-witted, does things out of spite, do no harm but take no shit, in love with dogs, probably cries during sad movies but won’t admit it, easily excited, ripped jeans.
𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑 : mermaids, easily infatuated by love, smelling flowers, picnics in open fields, gets sad when thinking about the past, impressed easily, daydreaming, plucking fresh fruit, loves fashion, would die for their friends.
𝐋𝐄𝐎 :confident in what they do, kill them with kindness, high ponytails, probably wants to visit paris once, not afraid to tell the truth, in love with cute animals,the one to lift others up, good at teamwork, the warm feeling of summer, dragons.
𝐕𝐈𝐑𝐆𝐎 : pastel markers, the smell of lavender, has a welcoming vibe around them, actually organized, scrunchies, neat notes,love going to museums, probably into photography,neutral colors, handwritten letters, stardust.
𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐑𝐀 : soft blankets, cuddling the ones you love, always standing up for your friends, hopeless romantic, can be very distant, can be a little dramatic, pretty hair, dresses nicely, tries to be popular on social media, optimistic, humorous.
𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏𝐈𝐎 :cottages in the woods, in love with greek mythology, vintage t-shirts,really emotional but doesn’t want anyone to know, determined, moonlight, pretty handwriting, into the retro aesthetic, rainy days,doesn’t judge people, cats.
𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐔𝐒 : always ready for an adventure, street smart, wants to travel the world someday, doesn’t easily trust people, alcohol, paintbrushes, can’t sit still, untied shoelaces, tangled up earphones, blasting music at midnight, eye-gazing.
𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐍 : cold aura, coffee is what keeps them going, probably hasn’t slept in two days, actually a big softie, high-waisted jeans, cute pet videos, small apartments, has too many notebooks, often goes to the library, writing essays.
𝐀𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐔𝐒 : loves to paint & do any kind of art, wants to live at the seaside, knows a lot of random facts, shares food, messy notes, bullshits an entire essay, graffiti, has their own distinct style, wants to live their life like they want to.
𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐒 :old teddy bears, unsent love letters, mom-jeans, loves to sing, feels at home by the ocean, writes poetry, hard-worker, always up for deep conversations, probably did the stupid thing, open curtains, a soft breeze.
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blupyrc:
‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒ “ I'̢m̛ ̨feedi̴n̵g̨ ̸th̕e͞ ba͟b̢ies.͜ “ Pyro responds, watching the spooked coyotes dart off for a few lingering moments, before turning his attention to the mangled limbs of chopped up corpses.
Where Demoman saw a gruesome scene of gore and second-hand cannibalism in the middle of the desert, Pyro was seeing nothing but sunshine and rainbows. He was in a lush, green meadow, holding slabs of high-grade steak and sausage, tossing them to cute little poodle puppies with bows in their hair.
“ T̡he̢se clo̡thes ̡itc͘ḩ ͢s͡omȩth͠i̕n͢g ͠f͞i͝e̛rc̴e ͢bu҉ţ ̶I̢ h̵ave͟ t͘o wȩar ͢th́em̢ ͜o͏r͞ ͜i̢t͝ fr͢i̕gh͟t̡én̷s͏ ̢the ͏f̢is͘h̨.̡ “ If Tavish could even remotely understand him, he’d probably catch on that Pyro was having one of his ‘episodes’, as Medic liked to call it.
“‘Feedin’ the babies’ eh?” He wasn’t an expert when it came to Pyronese, but when you had to work with a group of people from different countries, dialects, accents, and languages, you tended to catch onto whatever mumbo-jumbo anyone spoke, so he got the gist of what he said, and what he said was mostly nonsense.
And Tavish could tell that from what most of Pyro was saying, he was completely off his rocker there. Maybe he didn’t exactly know what kind of vice the little firebug had, but as a raging alcoholic himself, he could somewhat empathize with the bouts of inebriated craziness he often found him in; it was just a bit peculiar that he found him in this state when they were off duty-- usually Pyro acted like this during missions.
“Alright lad, I think the ‘puppies’ have had enough ta eat here,” he said, cautiously and purposely placing a large hand on the other’s shoulder. “What say we leave them to their meal n’ go git some coffee, eh? Might sober ye up whatever the hell it is yer on.” He muttered that last bit under his breath.
bcggars:
“ GREAT, SO LISTEN. ”
He braced his hands on the table, leaned forward conspiratorially, like this was all a big, clever secret, and not an ultimately dumbass scheme to steal, of all the things, hats from their teammates.
“ Here’s what we’re gonna do. First, we’re gonna sell them all hat insurance with the hats as collateral. Get me ? So if they ain’t able to pay, we just take the hats ! Then, we gotta find some way to keep ‘em from paying. ”
“Aye, insurance, th’ biggest scam o’ them all.” That was one of the things that irked him about America was all the insurance one had to purchase in order to survive out here, but that was a different story for a different time.
“Wait a tick, lad, how do we know the more... smarter members o’ the team are gonna fall fer this?” Namely Engineer, Spy, and Heavy... Medic too, but he played more of a fear factor into the plan than his intelligence.
((Oh yeah, today is Demo’s Birthday. A bit late to it but there’s still some hours left for the 19th.))
tcxastough:
scotchbomb:
While the explosion hadn’t harmed either of them physically, it had been incredibly loud, and with Tavish’s ears already being sensitive by years of working with and being in close proximity to explosives, caused a numbing ringing in his ears.
He didn’t hear her at first, but had gotten good at reading people’s lips. He got the gist of what she said the first time, but his eye trailed upwards to hers for a brief moment.
He hadn’t ever really gotten this close to notice before, with her wearing goggles almost all the time, but her eyes were gray, not blue like he initially believed them to be from afar. Not a dull grey like an overcast cloud, but a pretty, soft grey, like the kind of color you’d see in a fancy warm wool scarf.
Wait, she was talking again, his ears were still ringing, but he got it. “What-? Oh! Oh, right.”
Sheepishly, he pushed himself off to stand and offered her a hand to assist her up. “Ach, sorry aboot that; cannae hear anythin’ when tha damn things blow up.”
【🔧】— “Yer fine, don’t worry ‘bout it, pardner.” She gratefully took his hand and pulled herself up, then released and dusted the seat of her overalls off before stepping around to look behind Tavish at the wreckage.
There wasn’t anything left, from the looks of it. The engineer had to wonder what kind of mistake or slip up he had made to have caused such a blast– had all of them gone off at once? The desk didn’t even look salvageable, what a shame.
“Well, so much fer th’ homemade fireworks show,” she said. There was a bit of disappointment in her voice, but she wouldn’t be nearly as disappointed as Pyro or Soldier would be.
“Hm… we could probably blame Bigfoot or communists on it fer Soldier n’ he’d have fun runnin’ around on a goose chase fer th’ night, but I dunno about Pyro… they’re kinda tricky t’ tell what their’ thinkin’.”
“Still, kind of a shame.” Tavish trailed off, hands folded over his broad chest as he looked on at the remains of his could-have-been fireworks show for his team.
Bigfoot to blame or not, Demoman still didn’t want to disappoint his best mate, who had somehow gotten it in his head that New Years Eve was just as American as the 4th of July, most likely due to the fireworks. He also didn’t feel completely comfortable lying to the man after the spat their friendship had endured not too long ago.
“...Hey, y’know, why donnae we just go buy some fireworks?” He asked rhetorically. “Ye, I saw a stand on the side o’ the road not too far from the base, not exactly the bit o’ grandeur everyone’s expectin’, but it’d still be fun to git out o’ th’ house.”

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❥ 𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 .
another meme inspired by devotedecay’s format ! tw for violence, blood, mature themes. send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to … ( add ❝ reverse ❞ if you’d like to see how my muse would preform the action ! )
[ deck ] your muse decking mine in the face.
[ punch ] your muse punching mine anywhere / or specify.
[ pin ] your muse forcibly pinning my muse beneath them.
[ straddle ] your muse forcing mine to the ground and straddling them.
[ scratch ] your muse raking mine with their nails / claws.
[ bite ] your muse biting mine.
[ turn ] your muse rolling from beneath to atop my muse.
[ wall ] your muse pinning mine against a wall.
[ snarl ] your muse snarling / growling at mine.
[ curse ] your muse cursing at / cursing mine out.
[ tug ] your muse gripping mine’s hair.
[ kick ] your muse kicking mine anywhere / or specify.
[ point + gun ] your muse holding mine at gun point.
[ point + knife ] your muse holding mine at knife point.
[ mock ] your muse mocking mine.
[ sweep ] your muse knocking mine off their feet.
[ grab ] your muse grabbing mine forcibly.
[ shoot ] your muse shooting my muse anywhere / or specify.
[ stab ] your muse stabbing my muse anywhere / or specify.
[ break ] your muse breaking any of mine’s bones / or specify.
[ strangle ] your muse choking mine out.
[ shove ] your muse shoving mine forcibly.
[ bruise ] your muse making mine bruise.
[ under ] your muse shoving mine underwater.
[ attempt ] your muse attempting to kill mine.
[ bare ] your muse baring their teeth at mine.
[ threaten ] your muse threatening mine.
[ spit ] your muse making mine spit blood.
[ bleed ] your muse making mine bleed.
[ burn ] your muse burning mine.
[ corner ] your muse cornering mine.
[ throat ] your muse wrapping a hand around mine’s throat.
[ challenge ] your muse challenging mine.
[ cut ] your muse cutting mine.
❥ 𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 .
another meme inspired by devotedecay’s format ! tw for violence, blood, mature themes. send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to … ( add ❝ reverse ❞ if you’d like to see how my muse would preform the action ! )
[ deck ] your muse decking mine in the face.
[ punch ] your muse punching mine anywhere / or specify.
[ pin ] your muse forcibly pinning my muse beneath them.
[ straddle ] your muse forcing mine to the ground and straddling them.
[ scratch ] your muse raking mine with their nails / claws.
[ bite ] your muse biting mine.
[ turn ] your muse rolling from beneath to atop my muse.
[ wall ] your muse pinning mine against a wall.
[ snarl ] your muse snarling / growling at mine.
[ curse ] your muse cursing at / cursing mine out.
[ tug ] your muse gripping mine’s hair.
[ kick ] your muse kicking mine anywhere / or specify.
[ point + gun ] your muse holding mine at gun point.
[ point + knife ] your muse holding mine at knife point.
[ mock ] your muse mocking mine.
[ sweep ] your muse knocking mine off their feet.
[ grab ] your muse grabbing mine forcibly.
[ shoot ] your muse shooting my muse anywhere / or specify.
[ stab ] your muse stabbing my muse anywhere / or specify.
[ break ] your muse breaking any of mine’s bones / or specify.
[ strangle ] your muse choking mine out.
[ shove ] your muse shoving mine forcibly.
[ bruise ] your muse making mine bruise.
[ under ] your muse shoving mine underwater.
[ attempt ] your muse attempting to kill mine.
[ bare ] your muse baring their teeth at mine.
[ threaten ] your muse threatening mine.
[ spit ] your muse making mine spit blood.
[ bleed ] your muse making mine bleed.
[ burn ] your muse burning mine.
[ corner ] your muse cornering mine.
[ throat ] your muse wrapping a hand around mine’s throat.
[ challenge ] your muse challenging mine.
[ cut ] your muse cutting mine.
2020 mood
@scotchbomb
Flirty Chemists be like “ey wots the pH balance of dat pussy lass?”
their friendship is genuinely cute and enjoyable to me so like valve update the game

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((So I saw something on the dashboard a couple of days back that made me kind of pause, and while the person meant well, which is why I didn’t say anything directly to them, but I think that now that I’ve cooled off a bit, I can speak for myself on this matter. I am a member of the Biloxi tribe on my mother’s side and my father was an Indigenous Guatemalan, so I think my opinion is important in this matter.
Two-spirit and other indigenous third-gender concepts are not always the same thing as non-binary.
First of all, I personally believe the idea of lumping every American Tribe’s cultural gender identity ideas as an umbrella term, “Two-Spirit” is offensive to do. It was coined by well-meaning white people who wanted to recognize that tribes and cultures have these concepts, but not actually want to do too much research into the matter itself. Other people may disagree with me on that, in the same sense that some people find “queer” offensive while others use it as an umbrella term, and that’s okay, but just recognize that some people DONT like the term and don’t be surprised or offended if an Indigenous American corrects you, lectures you, or even doesn’t have a fucking clue on what you’re talking about.
Second of all, not every “Two-Spirit” concept is actually… good, nor does it truly recognize non-binaryism. For example, the Lakota tribe recognize a third gender called “Winkte”, which is a male-bodied person who has adopted feminine mannerisms and traits, and/or is attracted to other male-bodied people. They don’t recognize gay cis men as being “real men,” so to speak, and that can be problematic in of itself.
Third, not every Indigenous tribe even has a third-gender concept within their culture. The Biloxi tribe, which I am part of, does not have this concept; the Choctaw Tribe does not have this concept and doesn’t even recognize other tribes “Two-spirit” concepts.
You don’t need to use other people’s cultures as a validation point for yourself– you don’t even need to use your OWN culture to validate yourself, just the fact that you identify as non-binary, or trans, or any LGBT+ term, is enough, and should be enough for anyone who asks. Don’t let folks force you into grasping at foreign concepts to you just so you can point out to somebody who probably won’t even care that you’re valid.
Just being yourself is valid enough.))
@scotchbomb : ✵ uh wow Demo and Soldier? / send ✵ to catch my muse under the mistletoe
‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒ Soldier carefully adjusts the bit of mistletoe. Hanging conspicuously over the door frame, it is an important tradition, & one that must not be overlooked when in preparing for the holiday ( naturally ). Soldier is meticulous when it comes to these things ; moreso than just about anything else.
He’s just finishing up when Demo comes along, coming down off the stepladder to find himself face to face with the Scotsman. That’s a surprise. For a moment he’s sort of dumbstruck.
This is, admittedly, not exactly what he was going for when he put up the mistletoe, but the thing of it is, that really doesn’t matter, now does it ? The really important thing here is that it’s traditional that, when you meet somebody under the mistletoe, you kiss them. & far be it from Soldier to break tradition. That’d be utterly unamerican.
Well. there is really nothing for it. Before Tavish can go anywhere ( he is making kind of an effort to get around his old friend with a short greeting ),. he’s grabbed by the arm & summarily kissed quite forcefully on the cheek. A real strong, manly gesture of affection, & utterly, utterly American. It’s enough to make a guy laugh, & try goodnaturedly to swat the damn fool away.