argumentative, antithetical dream girl

i am supposed to have the energy… to do stuff...?

every? day??

bro just take my fucking job application without a cover letter. we're literally gonna be in a mega economic collapse, you're not gonna fucking read it anyways. do you really need some fucking fanfic about me working at your business?? what the fuck are we even doing right now??

I just want a really simple beautiful quiet life. That’s all

lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase

me [coming to terms with a truth about myself]: hm..................................................... unfortunate

Someone said “The slow burn of becoming yourself” and I think that might be one of the most beautiful things I have ever heard. It’s such a good reminder of how much it takes, how much character development, how much change, and beauty and courage it takes to reach your soul and I hope no one ever gives up on becoming themselves because it’s a never ending journey that only gets better.

Don’t forget to imagine the best case scenario too babe

"Damn these are all bangers" - Woman listening to a playlist of her favourite songs of the year.

Congratulations to everyone who moved on without the genuine apology or closure you deserved. That's not easy.

i’m tired of being well behaved i wanna cause problems on purpose

not kissing a vampire after they drink your blood is like not kissing someone after they give you head. Where’s your class. intimacy

you can combine these two situations too btw. If you aren’t a coward

Self care is listening to the same song thirty thousand times in a row