Day 19!
$LAYYYTER
Stranger Things
will byers stan first human second
Claire Keane
noise dept.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Misplaced Lens Cap

@theartofmadeline
Xuebing Du

if i look back, i am lost
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
cherry valley forever
YOU ARE THE REASON

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Kiana Khansmith

PR's Tumblrdome
Sade Olutola

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@sconeboi
Day 19!

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they’ll fall in love and here’s the bottom line– our trio’s down to two!
…I like to think that this was canon
fkcujucking perfection.
hey dudes i’m bACK because tHIS FUCKING THING HAPPENED
in a heartbeat
length: 1.8k
type: flufff
warnings: none!
Carry On / In A Heartbeat crossover!
If you have not seen the short film In A Heartbeat I definitely recommend checking it out, link here
thank you to @alwaysfangirly for being an amazing beta (yet again!)
✧World of Mages Spellbook✧
A little bird told me: a spell to make birds deliver messages
A place for everything, and everything in its place: teleports target to its rightful place
An Englishman’s word is his bond: binds an oath with magic, breaking the bond makes your hand cramp up and you would loose your voice for a few weeks
And we all fall down: makes the target fall to the ground
April Showers: re-blooms flowers
As you were: returns a broken/misplaced object to its original state
Back off: pushes someone away from you
Back to start: resets something to its original state
Be our guest: the guest of a home will become immune to all dangers created inside the house
Bend over backwards: makes the target bend over backwards uncontrollably
Candle in the wind: Increases stamina, but can backfire by creating a fire you can’t put out
Cat got your tongue: effects unknown, a “wicked spell,” most likely vanishes one’s tongue temporarily
Clean as a whistle: cleans off the dirt you can see from the target
Come out, come out, wherever you are: makes something hidden appear
Dead in the air: kills everything flying in the air within a certain radius
Don’t worry, be happy: calms the target down
Early to bed and early to rise: a healing spell
Fine tooth comb - _____! : finds a particular phrase/name from a book
Float like a butterfly: allows the caster to float to the ground effortlessly
Get well soon: a healing spell
Hair of the dog: to cure a hangover
Have a break, have a Kit-Kat: crumbles rocks
Hell hath no fury: conjures large amounts of controllable fire
Helter skelter: A children’s spell to make things go flying when throwing a tantrum
Here ye, here ye: to make one’s voice carry
Hurry up: makes vehicles move faster
Hush little baby: calms the target down
Into thin air: to vanish a mess
It’s show time: reveals something hidden
Ix-nay on the atford-Way: the victim will be unable to talk about magic to any Normal
Ladybird, ladybird, fly away home: for casting out pests and mice
Let there be light: conjures light around the area
Make a wish: extinguishes a flame
Make way for the king: clears traffic from a road while driving
Nonsense: a spell for scared children, for sweeping away practical jokes and flights of fancy
Olly ollly oxen free: makes something hidden appear
On love’s light wings: to make a person float, only works if you understand the Great Vowel Shift of the Sixteenth Century and if you’re stupidly in love
Open Sesame: opens doors dramatically
Out, out, damned spot: removes stains, especially blood and “unspeakable things”
Paper beats rock: When the spelled paper hits the target, they become unconscious (not sure about this one?)
Resistance is futile: makes the target stop resisting
Run for your life: gives the target stamina to run quickly away from danger
Scooby-Dooby-Doo, where are you: reveals something hidden
See what I mean: enables the caster to write in the air with their finger
Simon says: feeds magic into the target to give them the ability to cast a spell
Some like It hot: warms food and beverages
Stand your ground: spells one’s feet into the dirt
Stay put: to keep your hat in place on your head
Stay the course: puts a car in “auto-pilot” while driving
Take it away: to vanish a mess
The lady’s not for turning: a spell to be used in combat, especially for women, effects unknown
The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth: forces out honesty
There’s nothing to see here: to refocus attention
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for: hides something out of view
Twinkle, twinkle little star: teleports the caster to a space-like world?
Tyger, tyger, burning bright: immolates the caster in a burst of flames
U can’t touch this: barrier spell, only works if the threat knows the song
Up, up and away: teleports/levitates an object to a desired location, should not be used on humans, because you can accidentally pull out their lungs through their shoulders
You’re getting warmer: warms the target
Your attention please: to attract attention
this is every spell from Carry On by @rainbowrowell ! this took so long but it was worth it!

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me flirting: hey wanna go be gay in the woods
are you thinking what i'm thinking
return the favor
length: 0.8k
type: the fluffiest fluff
warnings: none!
Alternate ending of chapter 39, where Simon does just what Baz’s mother asked him to do
thank you @alwaysfangirly for being an incredible beta!
Me patiently waiting for a snowbaz in a heartbeat au
i’m gonna do it
How’s it that its always you
@carryonbydefault i have no idea
"GET OUT OF MY SWAMP" screams baz at the (handsome) insolent donkey on his property. The donkey blinks back with large blue eyes. "Get out of my thoughts, then." Baz doesn't know what to say. "O - onions..." he stammers. "Yes, Basilton. Onions." They share a passionate kiss as the sun sets.
this is the worst/greatest thing i have ever read
Is this somehow related to shrek?
I don’t think shrek has anything to with this lol wyd
I think this post dives deep into the mind of our dear tyrannosaurus. I’d like to dive deeper. Give me a minute to organize my thoughts.
First, snow obviously embodies the donkey. In the wonderful shriek movies, donkey is hated by Shrek at first. He pulls Shrek out of his comfort zone, sets the ball rolling for his evacuation of the swamp.
Snow does this to Baz as well. When he first came to watford, he knew how it worked. He grew up there. Now, here’s this child taking his spot as “child to the headmaster” or whatever else which makes him feel threatened which leads us back to the story of Shrek
Second, the blue eyed donkey saying “get out of my thoughts” is quite the representation for snow. The word insolent implies that the “donkey” is acting disrespectful but honestly, it seems he’s just confused, saying a sentence like that out of nowhere. He’s bad with words. Just like Simon
Finally, Baz falling into mumbling Mumbo jumbo and simon agreeing with said jumbo etcetera, shows that, though we thought simon was just being a confused donkey, they really are in each other’s heads.
And honestly the kissing was just inevitable.
stop professionally analyzing this cursed ask
Baz & Simon: *holding hands together in the street*
Homophobic asshole: You're going to hell!
Baz: *conjures a flame into his hand*
Baz: Oh darling, I've already been there.
Asshole: *faints*
Simon: *can't stop grinning at his beautiful boyfriend*

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"GET OUT OF MY SWAMP" screams baz at the (handsome) insolent donkey on his property. The donkey blinks back with large blue eyes. "Get out of my thoughts, then." Baz doesn't know what to say. "O - onions..." he stammers. "Yes, Basilton. Onions." They share a passionate kiss as the sun sets.
this is the worst/greatest thing i have ever read
Me patiently waiting for a snowbaz in a heartbeat au
i'm gonna do it
i was not mentally prepared for this today @rainbowrowell
link to rainbow rowell’s spotify here
link to her playlist “CARRY ON: Simon” here
link to her playlist “CARRY ON: Baz” here
✨tonight we feast like mages✨

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this is what you want
length: 1.9k
type: angst and lovely fluff
warnings: blood, killing a monster
Based on this quote:
“Sharing a room you hate most is like sharing a room with a siren. (The kind on police cars, not the kind who try to entrap you when you cross the English Channel.)” -Simon Snow, pg. 166
AU where Simon and Baz cross the English channel on a quest, but Baz gets seduced by a siren on their way
thank you to @acraycratfangirl and @the-jeans for being my amazing betas!
my friend just sent me this i’m cRYING inspired by @satanicslushie 's "baz in jondoms" post