she loves it

I mean I certainly remember getting yelled at for not going back to turn off the computer once it was finally done shutting down.

Why you gotta hurt me like this

Any dog can be a guide dog if you don’t care where you’re going

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

My Facebook feed is full of posts from people I know that I don’t find interesting while my Reddit feed is full of posts from people I don’t know that I do find interesting.

Some men won’t use emojis because they consider it feminine like could you imagine wanting to hold on to masculinity so desperately

In high school one of my guy friends said, “I wish I were a girl so I could use an umbrella.”