one of these nights (part 1)
ted nivision x fem!reader
summary: getting left alone in schlatt’s apartment with ted
warning: making out, light smut!!
A/N: got a bit uninspired by the end, so will probably write a part 2 another time:)
“Yeah, no she was great,” Ted explains.
You lay down on the carpet of Schlatt’s apartment, listening vaguely to the conversation. Ted and Charlie are talking about a date he went on a few days ago. Occasionally Schlatt would have people over to drink a couple of beers and hang out, but by the late evening usually only the four of you remained. The living room was still scattered with empty bottles, and the playlist put on was now on its third repeat.
Lying flat on his couch, Schlatt scrolls through his phone for food options. “Pizza place closes in ten, let’s go Charlie.”
“Wait, why do I have to go?”
“Ted went last time,” he calls.
Charlie sighs and gets up. “I want more details when I get back.”
Ted awkwardly ignores his comment and throws his head back against the couch. The whole night he’s been sitting next to you comfortably on the floor. You notice Schlatt giving Ted a quick nod before they close the door behind them.
Still laying down on the carpet, you look up at him. “What’s that about?”
“Wouldn’t you like to know.”
He sighs deeply. “The girl Charlie set me up with… total bitch.”
“Yeah I know, he was just so excited about it and now I feel bad.” He places his head in his hands.
“Oh my god,” you giggle. For the last couple of months Ted has been going on countless of dates, always having a stupid reason on why it didn’t work out. “What was it this time? Was her hair too long? Was she too into horses?,” you tease.
“No…” he begins. You raise your eyebrows.
“She was rude to a waitress.”
He places his hand on your leg in an attempt to get your attention again. “No no, you don’t understand, the restaurant went dead silent, it was so fucking embarrassing.”
“Yeah, that’s not great.”
While recollecting yourself, you realize how close the two of you are, your legs gently touching. Ted sighs and crosses his arms, his biceps very noticeable beneath his oversized graphic t-shirt. You can’t help but stare, not at all bothered by the view.
“I politely texted her afterwards saying I would rather remain friends, and she told me I could go fuck myself so…“
You try to keep it in but let out a giggle again. He pokes you with his foot. “It’s not funny!”
You softly hit him back with your leg. “I’m sorry! It’s just…where does Charlie find these people? Wait does Schlatt know about this?”
“Yeah, that’s why he got me out of that conversation.”
You understood, but were slightly disappointed. Something in you hoped Schlatt was wing-manning Ted by leaving the two of you alone. You were great friends of course, but there had always been some tension. Longing touches and drunk flirting were a usual for nights like these. You both didn’t fight it, it was more of an unspoken agreement that if it happened, it wouldn’t necessarily be the worst thing.
He exhales deeply. “I think this it. I’m definitely dying alone.”
“Oh, shut up.” You roll your eyes, but of course he keeps talking. It’s almost physically painful. Ted, insanely attractive and completely aware of it, moaning about being single.
“My success rate used to be so good, I don’t know what happened.” He looks over to you and notices you’re still grinning.
“Is my misery amusing to you?”
You grab his knee to pull yourself up so you’re face to face. “No, I just think you’re full of shit.”
He scoffs dramatically. “Do tell.”
“I have tons of friends who would jump at the chance to go on a date with you, and you know it.” Your hand still rests on his knee, which he clearly doesn’t mind.
He rocks his head back. “No, I can’t date your friends.”
He lays his head down and looks at you. “You know why.”
Of course you knew why. You didn’t even want him to date your friends. The tension between you and Ted was too good to be shoved to the side like that, and he knew that too.
“No I don’t actually,” you smile.
He lifts his head, now inches away from yours. “You’re a terrible liar.”
Ted grabs your jaw and pulls you into a gentle kiss. You place one hand on his neck and one in his hair. Fuck it felt good.
He licks your bottom lip, slipping his tongue in and firmly grabs you by the waist. Catching the hint, you move one leg over his lap to straddle him.
His kisses get rougher, and you can’t help but let out a satisfied whimper. You keep that position for a while, taking in the moment after months of ‘almosts’. Almost making out at a party a few times, almost moaning his name when with another guy. He would sometimes tease you for turning red around him, and it drove you absolutely insane.
One hand slides under your top, the other one harshly grabbing your ass. He pulls away from the kiss and immediately moves his lips to your neck. The cold metal of his glasses against your skin gives you goosebumps. Slowly, but steadily you start grinding against him as you feel him get bigger in his pants.
“Didn’t know you had that in you, Teddy.”
He smiles against your neck. “Couldn’t wait to find out, mmh?”
You scoff sarcastically and take your top off. “Fuck you’re gorgeous,” he exhales.
Before you can answer his mouth is on your chest, leaving marks for only him to see. His touch is enough to get you soaking wet.
Suddenly Ted’s phone starts ringing. He quickly grabs it— annoyed, but not moving from his position.
You immediately recognize the muffled voice from the other side.
“Yo, what topping do you guys want?”
Ted sighs and swings his head back, clearly having forgotten about Schlatt and Charlie.
“I don’t care, whatever you’re getting.”
You brush your hand from his chest to his crotch, undoing the buckle of his belt. His eyes follow your movements and he quickly catches on. Cautiously you run your fingers down his boxers, tracing the elastic band to tease him. He keeps his eyes on you, rock hard now. You grasp the base of his cock, making him gasp under his breath.
“Alright, we’ll be there in ten.”
You move your hand, stroking him slowly as he hardly holds it together.
“Schlatt, could you guys run by CVS and get some Tylenol?”
“Dude, that’s a thirty minute walk.”
Ted was smart for stalling, but the slurring in his words almost gave him away.
“Yeah I know, but the beer is giving me a real headache.”
To not seem too suspicious, Ted lets Schlatt yap for a minute or two. The look on his face is priceless. He maintains eye contact, but often squeezes his eyes shut, taking in the sensation.
“Fine, it’s your pizza that’ll get cold.”
As you notice the call is going to end, you pull your hand back and get out of his lap.
Ted hangs up and throws his phone on the carpet. “Oh you’re done.” He hoists you up and throws you on the couch behind him.
“You should be grateful I bought you a few extra minutes, you know.” He now takes his pants off, revealing his fully erect cock in his plaid boxers. “I’m taking my time with you.”
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