gayer, more magical, and more hot

thinking about dan and phil planning TIT and getting to the point where they discuss Sister Daniel being involved — like of courses she’s gonna be in it but either one of them specifically pitching? convincing? the other that she’d have to not only Seduce phil? But also essentially slut drop down in front of him is so Funny to me How did that even conversation go. Same with the fucking boxing bit too….Yeah fake fighting is one haha v funny thing but Which One of You Two suggested Thrusting?? In front of thousands. For multiple nights………. actually yk what it’s somehow worse if all of this was a joint idea they had at the same time

“we’ve never had a party for our relationship” motherfucker you’ve had a world tour for your relationship three times

also like. god. we live in a world where dan and phil are going to make game character versions of themselves get married for a video. welcome back dab and evan except now the glass closet has been shattered into pieces