salcmtrials:
❝ Listen , if you DON’T like the cards I use , you DON’T have to take the fuckin’ reading - but I’ll be honest , I’m not in the business of giving refunds after dealing with your RUDE ASS so either take the reading or just fuck off , my guy !! Nobody here says you have to stay !! ❞ Heated tone is evident , and the disgruntled customer in question strolls away from Salem’s table with a soured expression. But magician’s previous countenance of anger MELTS away as he starts chuckling , taking his payment and looking up at a newly approaching face with a grin curling his lips. ❝ Dude was fuckin’ dumb to just walk away like that , you know ?? Look at the card I just pulled. ❞ He reveals the card from the deck - it’s not an average tarot card , due to the fact the portrait and the name to match are that of a CELEBI. Pokemon cards. He’s reading pokemon cards. ❝ Y’know , it’s said that anyone who encounters Celebi is blessed with a bright and shining future. Sucks for him but GREAT for you. ❞
Zarina can’t decide if she should laugh or roll her eyes, and somehow she settles for both. She doesn’t see the point in wasting an ability like Salem’s, but it’s always amusing to see people get conned by something quite so simple. “You know, that reading’s awfully predictable. We all know my future is as bright and shining as can be. I don’t need a pokemon to tell me that.” God knows she’s worked for it. Zarina’s worked her ass off to make sure she’s a great magician and sorcerer, to make sure her life doesn’t fall into the despair her childhood held. And she’s not going to let that future go - but she’s not here to talk about that. “C’mon, take a break with your favourite cousin. I need some coffee.”















