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FOR THOSE CONCERNED: I AM NOT THE ACTUAL SCHPOOD. I AM NOT A PARODY ACCOUNT. I AM AN INTROJECT ACCOUNT.

DO NOT FOLLOW ME EXPECTING INSIGHTFUL POSTS. I WILL SHITPOST 90% OF THE TIME.

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whenever you think I'm dead just remember I'm not. and I will never be. stop thinking that in fact. you're wrong

#speaking

You're like the funniest man on earth like oh my god a absolute genius

please never stop like eveer

THEY HAVE YET TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO KILL ME

#ask the emperor

aoooga

my fav duo from state smp im not over them grhh raaah 😭😭

benji button you are not safe from me. start running

#speaking

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aoooga

not sure if its not too much, consider it a punishment for absurd amout of queerbait we get (save me from this prison)

roulletta4

GLORY TO WESTHELM!

What does it mean to be an emperor?

to have a gay little adviser and at least one of you is doomed

#ask the emperor

schpood

good lord those schlore streams really got smth in them huh

schpood

they got me in the torture nexus

#speaking

good lord those schlore streams really got smth in them huh

#speaking

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*waves*

glory to westhelm

from @5pyder-of-westhelm

GLORY TO WESTHELM!

your travelling privileges are lost. you cannot leave my glorious empire. or my side for that matter.

#ask the emperor #you're stuck now

Emperor Schpood? More like Emperor Likes Men

You heard it here folks! This was Sidefall News!

sidefall news is known for using MADE UP and FAKE stories to sell more of their copies. this is not news to be trusted.

that said, I wonder where spyder has been

#ask the emperor

schpood

what is it called when a banana goes mad? they can't go bananas. they're already bananas.

schpood

THEY GO HAM.

#speaking

what is it called when a banana goes mad? they can't go bananas. they're already bananas.

#speaking

O, wise one,,,,,,,,

Waving !! Hello !! I wanted to say hi awhile back when you reposted some of my art, but lowkey i only just locked in to do so ,, excuse my dilly dallying /silly

- owo6/fluixon ( @runt-o-the-litter ) . Ignore that im not on anon

oh owo.... life is hard on an emperor! never have I had to do work like this before..

your art is absolutely lovely, it has brought me much joy! your lack of hurry is excused as such ^_^

#ask the emperor #hiii!

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statesmpmafia

my textposts #mytextposts

Gently waving at you, Emperor Schpood your funny textposts and silly quips are very entertaining and enjoyable, your account is one I stare at with a smile. -Lady Jophiel (Fictive)

lady jophiel!!

it is with utmost delight that I respond to this uplifting message. a happy citizen is a productive citizen, so bringing smiles to people is my pleasure!

I hope that you, too, might get to enjoy this westhelm of mine.

#ask the emperor

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