School of Smert

Goretober Day 6-Drowning

“happy birthday” every time i hand them something

“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong

“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced

“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing

referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”

“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages

referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”

Too silly to be scary, really

Light sleeper

Has non stop puns

Will cut you if you hurt their loved ones

Has a dysfunctional family

Likes rock music

Will give you the middle finger

Is a sweet angel

Can kill you with a pencil

Looks sweet but will murder you in cold blood

Looks like they will murder you but is a sweetheart

Will eat everything if they could

Wants to run away from everything

Knows random facts about everything

Owns a motorcycle

Is book smart

Is naïve

Would steal a penguin from the zoo

Has very exaggerated facial expressions

Likes Harry Potter

To solve other peoples problems, they say to murder the problem

Is a nervous wreck

Likes dragons

Will laugh as they kill you

Would bake a cake for a friend who is sad

Is the comforting one

Acts like they don’t care, but do

Loves children

Gets lost easily

Likes to work out

Will sends meme in the group chat

Knows every song ever

Likes socks

Can’t sleep without something special

Has a sweet tooth

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