SCHOLLBUS

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

The new Secretary of Education.

Last night in a nutshell

Shark baby

pew pew

Water sprayed with a hydrophobic aerogel

Sportscaster Dale Hansen defends student wrestler Mack Beggs and takes a stand against transphobia

this

The tweet, briefly pinned to the fast food restaurant’s account, was quickly deleted (of course).

Free employment advice left at one of those Target application kiosk thingies

I am deceased