Schnipizza

Name: who’s asking? 🤨 just call me Schnipeizzi like everyone else and do me a favor and struggle to spell it, thanks :3

Age: 18 (crazy)

Bestie: @smeefy-smoofy bro’s my only day one fr and I love him 🥰

Boyfriend: yes I’ve got a boyfriend, no you will never know who he is, yes that makes it sound like I don’t have one, let me be difficult :)

✨sexuality✨: bisexual, and everyone who says it doesn’t exist clearly doesn’t know any cool people because all of them are bisexuals.. and transgenders (just for you bestie :))

Post frequency: idrk, not sure what to post about and not sure anyone will see it, such a great combo

Workplace: a gym with all the smelly gym rats covered in pre-workout, protein powder, and sweat… it’s lovely… 🫩 and the worst part is, my job there is babysitting 😭

Video games I like: Minecraft, Overwatch, the Legend of Zelda (especially twilight princess), beat saber, World of Warcraft, Mario kart/party, a bunch of other things

Movies I like: the crow (1994), the labyrinth, the heat, central intelligence, big daddy, daddy’s home, son in law, grown ups, and more dumb comedies

Shows I like: Frasier, Ren and Stimpy, SpongeBob (it’s fire), the monkees (thanks smeefy), the office, st denis medical, psych, and more

I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR THEE!!!

Would you rather be *REALLY* sad/depressed for a short time (24hours max)

OR

A little bit sad for a long period of time (2 weeks minimum)

CONS OF EACH:

Short period: it is a soul crushing sadness with anxiety mixed in that you can’t escape until the time is over

Long period: You will start to feel like it’s never ending and nothing you can do and it degrades at you after about a week

PROS OF EACH:

Short period: it’s short and will be over with quickly, but it won’t feel like it

Long period: it’s manageable except your will power will be constantly degrading