Who're You?

Wait, I thought Jax was transmasc.

This is my son he has every disease and is immune to most of them. I love him. Unfortunately, I am not immune to most of his diseases, so this might be the next plague.

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

Ok the last one got me laughing actually

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

the horse is so fuckable

This is the SECOND post connecting mexico with pride. Therefore, we are but one single post away from jumping to wild, un-verifiable, entirely unjustified conclusions.

I read 6000 pages of books and I remember every word

What does it say on chapter 7 page 3?

its pride month, tumblr. you know what that means

This is tumblr, how would we even go about making the posts gayer? They're already maximum gay.

Aw, damn. Oh well.

that looks like a condom and the fact that everyone in the notes is saying “the orb” proves that no one on this website fucks

the fuck kinda bouncy-ball ass condoms are you using

the fact that someone thinks that looks like a condom is proof that no one on this website fucks

5 reblog additions later and this post is still best summarized by "no one on this website fucks"

hey guys so the hero that keeps barging in my tower seems to be using some sort of chronomancy called “quick saving.” have we figured out any counters for that yet or what’s the deal

If a cat girl, a little robot, a tiny pink dinosaur, and a dolphin show up trying to help you, let them.