who the fuck is tony hawk?

new.. starter call..

too late, fella. she’s sat. and she’s frowning. “i’m tired, whadya mean don’t sit down? it ain’t like i’m spurtin from an artery, asshole! jus’ a little one versus one, me an’ this jump i was tryin’a land. guess who won? not this guy.” her white tee is wrecked, there’s blood over her jorts, and hand print swipes down her front from her equally bloody palms, “y’know skaters frown on wearin’ helmets? not me. you got candy?”

who wants a starter!!!

went and saw jackass w daisy. had a sleepover. just went to buy skate 2.... who knew being an adult was like being 12 but with a bit more freedom and dollar

I don’t have a mom you have to be nice to me

❝ what? ew, no. ❞ take it from someone who's lost a brand deal or two. ❝ just do a tiktok or something, they love that bullshit. gets their algorithm's pussy wet. ❞

"but, like. i don't want it to suck. i wanna do somethin' funny, innit." she pauses, thinks, "i ain't got tiktok anyway, not allowed it."