Am I Cool Yet?

Aries Stimulated Mars presence, Mars in the 1st, Moon in Aries, Mars in the 10th: Interprets criticism as lack of faith in their abilities and competency

Taurus Stimulated Venus presence, Sun in the 2nd, Moon in Taurus, Venus in Taurus: Respects constructive criticism because they value efficiency, but they can disregard it because they can see the finished image in their mind the person can’t

Gemini Stimulated Mercury presence, Mercury in the 1st, Mercury in the 3rd, Moon in the 3rd, Moon in Gemini, Mars in Gemini: Has already heard their own thoughts snarl the same or similar critique, and they have also why heard their own thoughts declare why this critique is absolute nonsense 

Cancer Stimulated Lunar presence, Moon in the 1st, Moon in the 4th, Moon in Cancer, Venus in Cancer, Mars in Cancer: Criticism can make them wish the earth could swallow them whole, it can raise the fear that people won’t need them anymore 

Leo Stimulated Solar presence, Sun in the 1st, Sun in the 5th, Moon in Leo, Venus in Leo, Mars in Leo, Moon in the 5th: Interprets criticism as a statement of their dispensability and potential for being left 

Virgo Stimulated Mercury presence, Sun in the 6th, Moon in Virgo, Moon in the 6th, Venus in Virgo: Can overstate faults and diminish skills to defend against potential criticism

Libra Stimulated Venus presence, Sun in the 7th, Venus in the 1st, Moon in Libra, Venus in Libra: Takes criticism as a sign there is something inherently wrong with their whole being

Scorpio Stimulated Pluto, Mars influence, Pluto in the 1st, Moon in Scorpio, Mars in Scorpio, Sun in the 8th: Has heard inner demons intensely louder than your tiny critical voice 

Sagittarius Stimulated Jupiter presence, Jupiter in the 1st, Sun in the 9th, Moon in Sagittarius: Respects your honesty, but the mood can descend after their ideals have been picked apart 

Capricorn Stimulated Saturn  presence, Saturn in the 1st, Sun in the 10th, Moon in Capricorn, Moon in the 10th: Can become paralysed by criticism because it reinforces their own negative self-beliefs  

Aquarius Stimulated Uranus,Saturn presence, Uranus in the 1st, Sun in the 11th, Moon in Aquarius: Is wondering who gave you the authority to criticise them

Pisces Stimulated Jupiter, Neptune presence, Neptune in the 1st, Sun in the 12th, Moon in Pisces: Takes it quite harshly and personally, can reinforce the notion that they are unequipped for the world 

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The Rihanna-  Fuck’s up your ex’s car in broad daylight and waits for him to come out so he knows it was her

The Nicki Minaj- Dresses you up in her clothes with your titties and ass all out. Records videos of you in the club dancing up on some dude, posts them to instagram and tags your ex in all of them

The Beyoncé- Tells you to forget him and not worry about him. Then, coincidentally a week later his car gets repossessed, he loses his job, leg gets broken in three different places and he’s living back with his mama and can’t qualify for unemployment

The Naomi Campbell- Hooks you up with her man’s wealthy friend. Is always sure to let your ex know what your new man has bought you

The Viola Davis- Has a sit down with your ex and gives him a lecture of how disgusting of a person he is and she doesn’t let him get a word in. Tells him he owes you an apology and after that to never speak to you again or she will have more than words ready for him next time. Ends conversation with “are we clear?”

The Cardi B- Literally will kill him

The Lil Kim- Gets her brother and his friends to jump him

The Tiffany ‘New York’ Pollard- Shows up to his job,cusses him out and gets him fired. Will wait for him out in the parking lot to cuss him out some more

Husband: Whoa, have you seen young Patrick Stewart?!

Me: I don’t think so. I kind of assumed he’s always been old.