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Max: What's that?

Checo: You've never had leftovers???

Max: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Charles: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Max: Truth

Charles: How many hours have you slept this week?

Max:

Max: ...Dare

Charles: Go to bed.

Oscar, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Lando:

Lewis: Anything, honestly, but blondes especially

Charles, desperately, as Lewis bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Lewis: Oh! B positive.

Charles: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Lando: You would eat yourself?

Checo: Not if they consent to it.

Yuki : Depends who you’re stabbing.

Max: Put spaghetti in it.

Checo: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Yuki : Put spaghetti in it.

Checo: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Liam: Put spaghetti in it.

Carlos: Why do you guys look so sad?

Max: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Carlos sits down*

Charles: Why?

Checo: Look.

Checo: Hey Max! Do you love me?

Max, covering his ears: No.