@maybewren @casperillion

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush,_Texas

you could just do shit back then

texas is still like this

4 years and 364 days ago… It was done to us

6 slutty slutty years….

why did a tenured professor reply all to a department wide thread with a single sentence and then end with “sent from my galaxy dishwasher”

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

i hope i don’t have to fight my evil shadow self today

hey

no fucking way

I am the hottest bitch in the Cambrian period

noooo haha don't take advantage of an explosion of different ecological habitats and rapid generational growth rates to speciate at such a hyperfast speed only to end up with a mass-extinction when global environments change their biochemical makeup youre so sexy

I am developing the biggest mandibles you wish you had my mandibles sooooo bad

noooooooo babygirl the bony-plated fish are going to rapidly dwindle in populations due to every predator speciating mandibles and tough jaws to crack through their plated hide and you won't be able to survive due to your hyperspecialization no longer being a sustainable speciation haha ;)

Haha what if I carcinized would you be mad

This is a normal website

WHAT

unmute

You only need to know one thing: meow.

im so tired of "feminist" art revolving around uteruses and shit like regardless of how transphobic it is it's just completely trite and unimaginative