Life. Rambling.

😏. I'm a human emoji.

Kids, remember to brush your hair.

Glad to be back in the land of the twang and the home of the Burger Up. #Nashville

It took five YouTube videos and three how-to guides, but it got done.

This is my dad when he was more compact and less colorful.

Tonight. The Shark boys are at it again.

I forgot that little brother came with a limited edition carrying case.

Nashville has the best songwriters.

You see strange things in Nashville. This guy was all by himself.

One of these gangsters is my little brother. The other is going to be my little sister, today. Weird.

Today's game: how many more Nashvillians will ask if I'm from Mississippi? Thanks @paultynes.

The wedding had krabby patties.

The best dad. Holding it down since day one.

We dem boyz.

Here's a picture of my watch with a not-so-red bluff.

Johnny and June Cash or Oh, Jeremiah?

The Dominican has the best waterslides.