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Peggy: Hey, wanna take a shower with me? Natasha: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

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Kate: So are we flirting right now?
Yelena: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Kate: That doesn’t answer my question

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Kate: *Gets down on one knee*
Yelena: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
Kate: *Falls over*
Yelena: The poison is kicking in.
Yelena: How petty can you get?
Kate: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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Yelena: *angrily presses Kate against a wall* WHERE'S CLINT BARTON?!
Kate: ...
Kate: Are we about to kiss-
Yelena: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Kate: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Yelena: That one. I want that one.

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Kate: Are we fighting or flirting?
Yelena: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Kate: Your point?
Kate: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
Yelena: *in the cell next to Kate's* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.
Kate: Don't go to the kitchen.
Yelena: Why?
Kate: I saw a spider.
Yelena: Well, did you kill it?
Kate: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...
Kate: I am 39 cheetos tall.
Yelena: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?
Kate: Because we're out of doritos.
Kate: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Yelena: Oh, you’ve been?
Kate: Once. In Monopoly.

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Agatha: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.
Wanda: That sounds like a dare to me.
Agatha: Oh my god.
Peggy: When's the last time you slept?
Natasha: Uh... a few days ago, I think.
Peggy: A few- how many?!
Natasha: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...
Peggy: What you need is sleep!