I'm a bitch

“hyacinthus is okay because: when he smiled the world lit up and his eyes were always golden, like happiness. and his hands were warm and he laughed like a song, and in the field they could pick the sunniest flowers and kiss and kiss until he lost his head. (he held that disc in his hands for a long time, after. the wind touseled his hair and laughed at him, and he wanted to scream.) cyparissus is okay because: his hair always glittered in the goldlight and his mouth curved just like his bow, it was so endearing, and yet he towered and shone and shone like the god he was. he breathed words shaped from light itself. he always knew what to say, with music notes dancing from his lips, with prose, spilling from his smile; always what to say, all up until he didn’t. and he wasted away. (he sees stags in the woods sometimes that could have blossoms wrapped ‘round the antlers, but they never do. he wishes they did.) icarus is okay because: it was every touch and word and promise that always kept him dreaming, and he saw sunlight in his teeth. he was all golds and yellows and he felt like a fire when they touched. he had been drowning anyway, with him, but then, it had been something else that filled his lungs, and splashed his skin, instead of ocean and wax. (and for a while afterwards, he stared up at birds and thought about how they never worry about falling, either. the divine healer felt sick.) and apollo is okay because: he isn’t. he collects lovers like tombstones and hopes that the next will, at least, die in peace. guilt is unbecoming of a god.”

Iconic seafarer beards became a trend to scare away pesky mermaids.

Most mermaids only grow short beards as not to scare baby mermaids (longer beards look like the tentacled mouths of hungry squids and octopuses).

So I see a lot of Disney...

WONDER WOMAN IS TRANS

For all my trans followers, especially those who are Trans Women! Wonder Women is one of you and Themiscyra would welcome you with open arms! 

How to Fall Asleep In Their Arms

we’re silent because we didnt know. thats the whole problem. how can we talk about a problem we literally dont know about because of a media blackout.

When you roll a nat 20 dexterity save against an attack:

There’s several reasons I love this gif: