i hate shelleys new terrible game she wants to play for hours called "wet string" where she soaks a hoodie string in her water dish until its soaked and then screams at me to pick it up and wiggle it, even though its cold and sucks. then she hooks a single claw into the string and stares at me until i remove her claw and then she does it all over again

Taping my third eye closed like a webcam

i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes

she needs to get him a bigger bowl 💔

one of the biggest cultural gaslights happened when people started to treat dracula by bram stoker as a dark romance story instead of the victorian og scooby doo shenanigans

THIS THIS nobody ever does Dracula correctly and it PISSES ME OFF