Real Scarecrow Hours

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

hrt that gives you fangs hrt that gives you fangs hrt that gives you fangs hrt that gives you fangs hrt that gives you fangs hrt that gives you fangs hrt that gives you fangs hrt that gives you fangs hrt that gives you fangs hrt that gives you fangs

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

at the bus stop showing a stranger the picture of the devil that I keep in my wallet

sentence that makes you burst into tears

dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

Not everything that makes you uncomfortable is actually causing you harm

and not everything that causes you harm will be unpleasant at the time

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

Don't do this

Alright now I’m curious

Don't do this

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