Real Scarecrow Hours

hello kitty and snoopy would never cook dope but tweety bird would

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

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i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

at the bus stop showing a stranger the picture of the devil that I keep in my wallet