Real Scarecrow Hours

Sometimes "rarepair" means "you are literally the only person who posts about this on tumblr dot com" and you have to learn to be okay with that.

Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️

awesome how you can just have ocs and they live in your brain forever and torment you

Happy Big Meaty Men Slapping Meat Monday

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

meet me under the pier we are going beast mode

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

I cannot stress enough how important it is to have fandom friends who don’t hate your guy but their fav is someone else and their main ship is something else. It keeps your fandom environment biodiverse. It forces you to have some perspective.

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

hey all, my friend Megan ( @ozymegdias) is a really lovely soul who’s currently run into some issues with her hours being cut, repeated late paychecks including this week, compounding ongoing difficulties with her landlords/roommates, and could use some help at the moment. Please boost if you can’t donate; details about her venmo/PayPal can be found here and every little bit helps 💚

my coworkers and I are filing formal legal complaints about this but this nonsense is taking a huge chunk out of my paycheck, so if there's any way of keeping this in circulation, I'd really appreciate it!

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can