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"YEEOUCH!!!!" category is pretty self-explanatory, being anyone who'd be physically painful to have sex with almost 100% of the time.

Craig's dick is proportional to the rest of him so it's the size of your average cog's whole body

Desmond's dick is a literal drill

Spruce's pussy is a literal wood chipper

D0LD is overcompensating with a big truck

Kilo chose to have both modded on, but Tawney was constructed like that

Okay so on to the weird genitals

Holly has a pussy, but she has it literally locked behind a mini castle door on her crotch, and you need to get the key to unlock it. She swears she knows where it is, but just doesn't want to give YOU access. Don't ask her how pent up she is

Chip has a ripcord on his crotch

Belle has a rotary dial on her crotch and a slot for hooking your fingers in to lift her on her taint

Flint's dick is normal robodick — on the big side — until you consider the fact it can also shoot fire

H!gh R0ller's partner gets to spin a big wheel before sex and whatever it lands on is what they're working with that night! If she wants to masturbate she also has to spin the wheel

Dave has a dick, but it's an actual, playable woodwind. Blowjobs are fun, but make sure to replace the mouthpiece regularly and remove it before insertion!

Courtney's pussy folds and clit are like stenography keys and can be typed on

Chris' crotch is a bill counter and goes fwpfwpfwpfwp when he's horny

Graham is kind of an odd one out in that he regularly gets his changed. He needs heavy maintenance on his lower body every few months anyway because he works his legs to the point of literally breaking down, so he tends to throw in a genital change too for fun

Pr3ster had his thingy removed #CELIBACY

Elephants in the room: Chip and Thomas. Chip is an alpha and got a vasectomy because he was annoyed by horny omegas bothering him while he works, also thinks he might've knocked some people up while in override and wants to avoid that happening again. Thomas is an omega and takes heat blockers

Diane must be included in all cog boss meetings involving Craig or else he'll try and get Chris and Allan pregnant

Desmond has to watch as Dana and D0LD have intense staredowns to see who'll cave and ask for sex first

Pr3ster and Holly both wish they were alphas

Winston is the only alpha in Y0TT and is locked in the dungeon, which is why all the cogs in Y0TT are Like That