Legilimens

I want to radiate love. I want to pursue happiness and peace in every aspect of my life. That’s all I ask of myself.

i am a vegetable medley and god is sautéing me on medium high heat 

idk why everyone took me saying this as a bad thing… it translates to “i am becoming delicious” 

love when pets walk by like they have somewhere to be

i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly

idk how to flirt imma just stare at you until u marry me

It’s genuinely the fucking end times

if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth

do you understand what singlehandedly means?

no. do u smoke weed?