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singing both parts of Hey Little Songbird is so fucking funny like i'm just straight up interrupting my own dumb ass

is this a unique experience or like. has anyone else had this happen where. you start doing full-service sex work for the first time in your life, and you have the horrifying realization that the sex you're having is exactly the same as the sex you've always been having for free. you enjoy some parts of it and you don't enjoy other parts of it and you don't say anything about the parts you don't enjoy unless you're in like. acute pain. but you don't actually tell the other person how to make you finish because that will make them dislike themselves and/or dislike you a little bit more, and it'll probably make their dick get soft too. you orient the entire experience around them have the best time ever and thinking you are just the greatest. and you usually have to fake an orgasm so they don't feel bad. and you have been doing this your entire life. FOR FREE. and now you're getting paid for it and it's like..... I was doing this for free. for twelve years. what the fuck