I'm a mess

The Odyssey fans got excited to see Odysseus trending and expected a discussion about the Odyssey only to be greeted by Fate Odysseus's tiddy window and his mecha trojan horse

Thanks for keeping us company all these years <3

❛ Why are we doing this again? ❜ ❛ Is this a bootycall? ❜ ❛ Did you really just ask me that? ❜ ❛ You don’t think I’m going, do you? ❜ ❛ What happened between you and _____? ❜ ❛ So, are you two dating? ❜ ❛ You think you control my life now? ❜ ❛ What did you do? ❜ ❛ How far along are you now? ❜ ❛ Was this your plan all along? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t you just tell me? ❜ ❛ Are you sure you’re not keeping any secrets? ❜ ❛ Are you sure you’re telling me everything? ❜ ❛ Why would you even begin to think that? ❜ ❛ Did someone tell you that? ❜ ❛ What’s the time again? ❜ ❛ Are you ever going to come back? ❜ ❛ Wait, what? Where did you hear that at? ❜ ❛ Are you here to lie to me again? ❜ ❛ Did you really think that? After all this time? ❜ ❛ Why are you leaving me? ❜ ❛ Why should I believe you? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ Do you really think I’m going to trust you that easily? ❜ ❛ You mean, you weren’t joking about that? ❜ ❛ Is that really how you feel? ❜ ❛ Do you remember anything, at all? ❜ ❛ How could you go behind my back and do that? ❜ ❛ You didn’t tell me about this? ❜ ❛ So, is there any exciting news to hear? ❜ ❛ You think I’m inclined to believe that? ❜ ❛ How long do you think I will wait for that happen? ❜ ❛ Why aren’t you laughing, was it not funny? ❜ ❛ Why are you staring at me like that? ❜ ❛ Are you okay? What the hell happened? ❜ ❛ Did you go somewhere else without me again? ❜ ❛ Is it you or is it me? ❜ ❛ You think I owe you an apology? For what? ❜ ❛ What did I ever do so wrong to you for you to hate me? ❜ ❛ Why do you hate me so much? ❜ ❛ What did I ever do to you? ❜ ❛ Okay, where is all this coming from exactly? ❜ ❛ Are you trying to break up with me right now? ❜ ❛ Is this part where we kiss? ❜ ❛ Are you trying to kiss me right now? ❜ ❛ Are you going to let me by or not? ❜ ❛ So, are you in or are you out? ❜ ❛ Are we going to stand out here all night? ❜ ❛ You didn’t even bother to tell me about this? ❜ ❛ What else are you lying about? ❜ ❛ Are you hiding something for me? ❜ ❛ Did you even notice that I was gone? ❜ ❛ What are you doing here? ❜ ❛ You know you aren’t allowed in here, right? ❜ ❛ Did you kill someone? ❜ ❛ Are you sure you’re not hiding anything? ❜ ❛ What, you think this is some kind of game? ❜ ❛ What are you having doubts about? ❜ ❛ You don’t think we’re wasting time? ❜ ❛ Is that a threat or a promise? ❜ ❛ Oh, so you don’t kiss and tell anymore? ❜ ❛ What more do you want me to do? ❜ ❛ What am I going to do without you? ❜ ❛ How long have you known about this? ❜ ❛ You’re not starting to like me are you? ❜ ❛ Is this your way of saying sorry? ❜ ❛ Who would buy that? ❜ ❛ You know, I don’t want to see you, right? ❜ ❛ Have you been drinking? Are you drunk? ❜ ❛ How much have you had to drink tonight? ❜ ❛ How’s that hangover from last night? ❜ ❛ Long night, huh? ❜ ❛ So, did I miss anything interesting? ❜ ❛ What are you watching over there? ❜ ❛ Who are you texting? ❜ ❛ Who’s got you smiling? ❜ ❛ You didn’t hear that? ❜ ❛ Is this a date or? ❜ ❛ Are you going to ignore me forever? ❜ ❛ How long before your silent treatment breaks? ❜ ❛ What can I do to make up for it? ❜ ❛ Will you please just talk to him/her for me? ❜ ❛ Are you here to apologize? ❜ ❛ Do you ever stop talking? ❜ ❛ Is that really still a thing these days? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing at me or with me? ❜ ❛ What was it like before she/he was here? ❜ ❛ Do you remember me at all? ❜ ❛ Are you in trouble? ❜ ❛ You’re not in any kind of trouble, are you? ❜ ❛ There was something you needed to tell me? ❜ ❛ Are you insulting me right now? ❜ ❛ Is that supposed to be some kind of an insult? ❜ ❛ You do realize you’re wrong, right? ❜ ❛ What’s so wrong with that? ❜ ❛ Is that such a bad thing? ❜ ❛ You’re not going to be sick again, are you? ❜ ❛ You really the police? Why would you do that? ❜ ❛ You really don’t trust me anymore? ❜ ❛ Aren’t we friends? ❛ Why do you always lie to me? ❜ ❛ Why is it so hard to face the truth? ❜ ❛ Why is it so hard for you to tell the truth? ❜ ❛ Where do you think youre going? ❜ ❛ So that’s it then? You’re just going to walk out? ❜ ❛ Don’t you believe me? ❜ ❛ Do you love me? Do you even like me? ❜ ❛ What’s stopping us from being together other than you? ❜ ❛ How come it took you so long to answer? ❜ ❛ Why are you ignoring me? ❜ ❛ I thought we were friends, how could you do this? ❜ ❛ Are you really wearing that? ❜ ❛ You really think that will help? ❜ ❛ Do you ever think about us? ❜ ❛ Why are you standing on my porch in the middle of the night? ❜ ❛ Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? ❜ ❛ What did I say? ❜ ❛ Why are you having such a hard time believing me? ❜ ❛ What’s your excuse? ❜ ❛ Did you think I wouldn’t find out? ❜ ❛ How did you find this out? Who told you? ❜ ❛ Are we really going to this stupid party? ❜ ❛ Why are you always so sad? ❜ ❛ Why do you care so little about everything? ❜ ❛ What was it like? ❜ ❛ Are you setting me up? ❜ ❛ As long as you aren’t setting me up for failure, okay? ❜ ❛ Do you believe in love? Do you believe in us? ❜