så vit som en snö

Are you wearing a helmet.

Send one of the following to ask the mun:

*  A MIXTURE OF VIKINGS PROMPTS , CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .

‘ You’re crazy! You have the mind of a child. ‘

‘ We knew each other a long time. Since I was a boy. ‘

‘ I shall be an empty ship with no rudder set upon their endless sea. ‘

‘ My opinion is that we should take the land. ‘

‘ You are not like anybody else. Be yourself, [ NAME ]. ‘

‘ What are they doing? Where are they going? ‘

‘ Oh, you crippled bastard! You were right! You were right! ‘

‘ Oh, you bloody, mad genius. You were right! ‘

‘ Perhaps, instead of a narrow and small place, we should stretch the battlefield. ‘

‘ If it works, it is a good plan. If it doesn’t, then it is a bad plan. ‘

‘ If I do it it is for you, not for me. I am dead anyway. ‘

‘ Perhaps they will spare you. ‘

‘ So this is what the grunting of the little pigs was all about? ‘

‘ I’ve been told your god is a carpenter. And guess what? So am I. ‘

‘ No, it’s a truth. I just don’t know what the truth is. ‘

‘ I will establish the battle plans, and I will give the orders. Do you understand that? ‘

‘ You’re not behaving like a king anymore. ‘

‘ You’re distracted, you’re withdrawn, you seem unsure, hesitant. ‘

‘ Once you were firm, you were strong. ‘

‘ I have begun to believe that being firm and strong was the illusion. ‘

‘ I am unsure now because it is the most honest way to be. ‘

‘ Not in the face of a great heathen army that have come to destroy us. ‘

‘ I don’t remember you asking permission to kill my mother. ‘

‘ Us? You are no longer a part of us, [ NAME ]. ‘

‘ You should have killed him when you had the chance. ‘

‘ I have a bad feeling that he will reach more fame than any of you. ‘

‘ I’ve come here for justice. Everyone knows that you killed my mother for no reason. ‘

‘ I no longer know who I am, why I’m here, what my purpose is. ‘

‘ I feel like an empty vessel. I need something to fill me up. ‘

‘ He’s a viking. You made a huge mistake releasing him. ‘

‘ No more killing. Not in here, not in this place. I forbid it. ‘

‘ If you want to kill these people, you have to kill me first. ‘

‘ How the little piggies will grunt when they hear how the old boar suffered. ‘

‘ But don’t worry, I can see you [ NAME ]. I can see you. ‘

‘ Shut up and listen, idiot. You have many gifts, and anger is a gift. ‘

‘ You do not think like other men. You are unpredictable. That will serve you well. ‘

‘ You emerge from the womb with only one thing on your mind…how to die. ‘

‘ Oh, so you thought by killing all of my people, that was mutually beneficial? ’

‘ One woman against another. it doesn’t quite fit with your reputation. ‘

‘ The fact that you’re a woman is neither here nor there. ‘

‘ How long do you think you can keep us prisoner, traitor? ‘

‘ We left sixty ships outside your port, full of Vikings.  ‘

‘ Don’t you think they will come knocking soon if we don’t return? ‘

‘ How do we know that we are going the right direction? ‘

‘ Once you realize that, that is when greatness will happen. ‘

‘ I bet you wish you would’ve killed me when I was born. ‘

‘ Your mistakes are yours, and so are your successes.. ‘

‘ Then tell me this, what calamity will befall us? ‘

‘ You are not my brother. You never have been. One of us will die today. ‘

‘ I chose you as my companion. I accept that you might not love me. ‘

‘ I know that my being the son of [ NAME ] has little meaning to you. ‘

‘ Everything has changed, for both of us. You must get used to it. ‘

‘ Yes we had an alliance, as equals, but as you can plainly see we are no longer equals. ‘

‘ You know this weakens you. This weakens you in every way. ‘

‘ What have I done to you? I haven’t done anything to you. I love you. ‘

‘ How can you love me when you sleep with every woman in [ PLACE ]? ‘

‘ The space between life and death. That’s where we are the most alive. ‘

‘ When everyone wanted you dead, I kept you alive. You hurt me, brother. ‘

‘ You’ve never spoken to me of [ NAME ] death. It must have broken your heart. ‘

‘ Come to me and I will put an end to your suffering and heal you… and make you free. ‘

‘ I would never give you any cause to kill me. ‘

‘ You’re free to go with her. I won’t be jealous.  ‘

‘ Why didn’t they hide you better from such innocent eyes? ‘

‘ It’s about loyalty. And trust. Something you can’t understand. ‘

‘ If you were free to choose, what would give you the most pleasure and satisfaction? ‘

‘ You were incapacitated, I thought it was the right thing to do. ‘

‘ You betrayed me. You betrayed my trust and my love for you. ‘

‘ I thought it was power that I wanted, it’s not true. All I ever really wanted was you. ‘

    [ he goes into his house and shuts the door behind him; the sound of cabinets opening and shutting are audible. when he returns he is carrying a large double bit axe. ]

   Please stop being so rude to me.

Where are you goi–

[ He blinks once, then twice, eyes wide, and very nearly pisses himself. ]

    [ he goes into his house and shuts the door behind him; the sound of cabinets opening and shutting are audible. when he returns he is carrying a large double bit axe. ]

Oh I finally got around to colouring more stuff. This time the lovely husbands.