sad kale

SENTIENT ROBOT MORTY DESERVED TO HOLD HIS MOTHER AND RUN IN A STREAM AND TASTE ICE CREAM BUT NOT JUST PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH AND LET IT SLIDE DOWN HIS THROAT BUT REALLY EAT IT REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

Hey how’s everybody doin. Doin gay stuff? Hope you’re doin gay stuff.

coolin

This is truly one of the greatest photosets on earth

time to call otters “moist boys”

The guy who produced Suicide Squad is now the treasury secretary of the United States and 5th in the line of presidential succession

its steven mnuchin

jesus christ